The Greatest Dog In The Universe (house, members, quote, memory)

Merkaba · 01-29-2006, 05:35 PM

The greatest dog in the world died two years ago from cancer

adidasss · 01-29-2006, 05:46 PM

my cocksucker of a dog bit me for christmas, the fucker develops amnesia every time i come back home, has no idea who i am, so i go to pet him, and he's fine, i scratch his ass and he suddenly remembers that he "doesn't know me" , starts growling and before i know it he's got my hand is his jaws!
i fucking hate him now.....
i bet he's gonna develope amnesia this summer too when i'm the only one arround and i'm eating a candy bar....oh yeah....but i'll remember.....you can bet your ass i will......

dog · 01-30-2006, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

my cocksucker of a dog bit me for christmas, the fucker develops amnesia every time i come back home, has no idea who i am, so i go to pet him, and he's fine, i scratch his ass and he suddenly remembers that he "doesn't know me" , starts growling and before i know it he's got my hand is his jaws!

maybe because you touched its butt.

Mr Sensitive · 01-30-2006, 08:11 AM

I must be the only one who thinks that it looks more like a rat than a dog.

Levithan · 01-30-2006, 11:48 AM

Heres my brothers dog Fudge...the fatest whippet ever...and also the laziest

adidasss · 01-30-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz

maybe because you touched its butt.

no, he's just one of those dogs that you can't touch if they don't know you, and aparently, and i swear to god, this dog has some trouble with his memory, i practically raised him and this is how he repays me?! i'm not home for 3 months at a time, and when i come back he has no idea who i am and i can't get near him, then at the end of summer we're like best buddies because i play with him and give him food....next holidays, same thing.....

Merkaba · 01-29-2006, 05:48 PM

...you come anywhere near my arse and I'll bite your other hand off.

jibber · 01-30-2006, 06:16 PM

^ heh, that reminds me of a friend's dog. Only his dog loves absolutely everyone but him. It's hilarious, I'll go over to his house, his dog is all over me, such a sweet dog. My friend goes near him and it
lt'll start growling at him if he gets within two feet of it. And it's not as if this guy has abused his dog or anything, he's the nicest guy I've ever met, his dog is just screwed up.

01-29-2006, 05:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
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01-29-2006, 05:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,945	my cocksucker of a dog bit me for christmas, the fucker develops amnesia every time i come back home, has no idea who i am, so i go to pet him, and he's fine, i scratch his ass and he suddenly remembers that he "doesn't know me" , starts growling and before i know it he's got my hand is his jaws! i fucking hate him now..... i bet he's gonna develope amnesia this summer too when i'm the only one arround and i'm eating a candy bar....oh yeah....but i'll remember.....you can bet your ass i will...... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

01-30-2006, 08:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
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01-29-2006, 05:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,882	...you come anywhere near my arse and I'll bite your other hand off. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

01-30-2006, 06:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,544	^ heh, that reminds me of a friend's dog. Only his dog loves absolutely everyone but him. It's hilarious, I'll go over to his house, his dog is all over me, such a sweet dog. My friend goes near him and it lt'll start growling at him if he gets within two feet of it. And it's not as if this guy has abused his dog or anything, he's the nicest guy I've ever met, his dog is just screwed up. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER