Two Truths and a Lie

DwnWthVwls · 04-28-2017, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How can you even consider yourself a sexual deviant?

I don't.. I think that's what you label me. I'm just a regular dude that likes taboo sex stuff and girls with daddy issues (apparently).

Key · 04-28-2017, 10:32 AM

Ok i've got 3 more:

-Once when I was camping at Mt. Rainier, my dad took me and my younger brother for a hike, and we hiked along the side of the cliff with the water rushing below us. I nearly slipped and fell in the water.

-I've gone to Canada 2 times in my entire life.

-I once told an old lady at a corner shop in Monterey that her hair looked nice, and she gave me her number and told me to call her later. She was in her late 60's.

grindy · 04-28-2017, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

30+ is a lie.

It's true though. Teenage me was an insatiable wanker.

DwnWthVwls · 04-28-2017, 10:34 AM

Canada is a lie.

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Originally Posted by grindy

It's true though. Teenage me was an insatiable wanker.

I don't believe you..

Key · 04-28-2017, 10:36 AM

Wrong DWV.

**Frownland** · 04-28-2017, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I was once forcibly removed from a public jam session because I was drunk and just kept screeching with my saxophone, an instrument I don't really know how to play.

This peep show reference is a lie.

grindy · 04-28-2017, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

This peep show reference is a lie.

Never seen the show, but you got me.
Thought it'd sound plausible. I really do like to screech with my sax I don't really know how to play after all.

The Batlord · 04-28-2017, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I don't.. I think that's what you label me. I'm just a regular dude that likes taboo sex stuff and girls with daddy issues (apparently).

Not exactly un-devianty.

Chula Vista · 04-28-2017, 10:46 AM

Linda once went to a strip club with me.
Linda bought me a lap dance and then watched.
Years ago Linda use to enjoy watching me make out with her BFF.

DwnWthVwls · 04-28-2017, 10:47 AM

Makeout sesh is a lie. If it was true you'd have already told us stories about 2 chicks at the same time, but all you ever mentioned were orgies.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Not exactly un-devianty.

Yeah.. o well, it's not deviant behavior within my social circle. I was talking to my friend in the hall last night about blood play/bondage/etc and we had to start whispering when people walked by. Ya'll are some judgmental prudes.

04-28-2017, 10:46 AM	#99 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Linda once went to a strip club with me. Linda bought me a lap dance and then watched. Years ago Linda use to enjoy watching me make out with her BFF. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-28-2017, 10:32 AM	#92 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Ok i've got 3 more: -Once when I was camping at Mt. Rainier, my dad took me and my younger brother for a hike, and we hiked along the side of the cliff with the water rushing below us. I nearly slipped and fell in the water. -I've gone to Canada 2 times in my entire life. -I once told an old lady at a corner shop in Monterey that her hair looked nice, and she gave me her number and told me to call her later. She was in her late 60's.

04-28-2017, 10:36 AM	#95 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Wrong DWV.