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Old 05-05-2017, 08:59 PM   #131 (permalink)
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- Once had sex in a hotel hot tub along with another couple while being watched on security cameras.
- Once has sex outside in full daylight on a porch in Palm Springs.
- Once had sex with a dog while 3 kittens watched.
Lie (I hope)
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Old 05-05-2017, 09:18 PM   #132 (permalink)
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- Once had sex in a hotel hot tub along with another couple while being watched on security cameras.
- Once has sex outside in full daylight on a porch in Palm Springs.
- Once had sex with a dog while 3 kittens watched.
Why is it out of all 3 of these, the last one is the easiest to believe?
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Old 05-06-2017, 06:15 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:06 AM   #134 (permalink)
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-Once had sex with ur mum
-Once had sex with ur gran
-Once had sex with ur sister

Spoiler for ...:
sry
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Old 05-06-2017, 07:29 AM   #135 (permalink)
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-Once had sex with ur mum
-Once had sex with ur gran
-Once had sex with ur sister

Spoiler for ...:
sry
I don't have a sister, so...

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Old 05-06-2017, 12:52 PM   #136 (permalink)
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once had sex with grindy
once had sex with frownland
had sex with both grindy and frownland on multiple occasions
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 05-06-2017, 01:45 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Back to reality:

- Once knocked myself out trying to dislodge a frozen bag of ice over my head.

- Once took an ambulence ride while my mom kept slapping me in the face.

- Once drunkenly threw up in a movie theatre while watching Flash Gordon.
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:00 PM   #138 (permalink)
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Back to reality:

- Once knocked myself out trying to dislodge a frozen bag of ice over my head.

- Once took an ambulence ride while my mom kept slapping me in the face.

- Once drunkenly threw up in a movie theatre while watching Flash Gordon.
oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better
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Old 05-06-2017, 02:02 PM   #139 (permalink)
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lose yourself
in the music
the moment
you own it
you better never let it go
you only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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Old 05-06-2017, 02:16 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Back to reality:

- Once knocked myself out trying to dislodge a frozen bag of ice over my head.

- Once took an ambulence ride while my mom kept slapping me in the face.

- Once drunkenly threw up in a movie theatre while watching Flash Gordon.
Take this as a compliment that I don't think you'd be dumb enough to do this.
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