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rostasi 05-06-2017 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1832569)
Back to reality

Wait, I'm still waiting for the answer to the last one.

Key 05-06-2017 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1832572)
oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1832574)
lose yourself
in the music
the moment
you own it
you better never let it go
you only got one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime

good one charleston

I came into here hoping this had happened because I saw Chula's post on the following page. I am not disappointed.

Chula Vista 05-06-2017 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1832354)
Lie (I hope)

Never had sex with a dog. Cuddled a ton with them though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1832584)
Take this as a compliment that I don't think you'd be dumb enough to do this.

Not these days. It did happen when I was 18-19 though. To quote Pink Floyd: "I was quite drunk at the time". 10 pound bag of ice with the cubes all fused together. What to do? Smash it over your head. Easily in the top 500-600 stupidest things I've done in my life.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1832636)
Wait, I'm still waiting for the answer to the last one.

Never had sex with a dog.

Thelonious Monkey 05-06-2017 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1832784)
Never had sex with a dog. Cuddled a ton with them though.

Cuddling with dogs is the greatest. Especially when you're drunk/high. I've wasted hours upon hours just chilling with my dogs.

Chula Vista 05-06-2017 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1832786)
Cuddling with dogs is the greatest.

Mojo is about 90 pounds and always sleeps on my bed. Crawling in and spooning with him is the greatest.



I'm only gay with dogs BTW.


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