Two Truths and a Lie
 

Post three unique things about yourself, with two of them being true and the one being false. Then people will guess which of the facts is a lie. I'll be keeping track of the ones that haven't been solved yet here in the OP. Anyone can post, there's no need to do this on a one at a time basis.

That's it. Craft your lies, folks.

To kick things off:
I planted a tree in my backyard last year
I only had two wisdom teeth
I once threw up on a microphone at a show at a house party

the wisdom teeth thing is a lie

First time I ever ate sushi I cried for ten minutes in the restaurant
My first orgasm was in a vacuum cleaner
I had a dog named Trogdor

lie.

this is fun.

Nope.

Lie. You've never had sushi.

lie

Honestly, I don't see you as a tree planting kind of guy.

Yep.

weird, i always thought frownland was a tree hugger

So do people just get one guess? Cause it'd be pretty impossible to keep up the lie with a 33% chance of someone guessing right by accident.

I guess it's a half-truth. My mom named him "Sugar Bear", but I wasn't about to do that gay ****, so I called him what the **** I wanted to.

Ding Ding Ding.

Reveal the lie as you so please.

I would be down for it, I just didn't do it last year.

I grew up living on an incline in the middle of a forrest.
I've never been to most of the western states.
My best friend growing up claimed he was a dinosaur

my turn, ***s

i cried the first time i saw a sheep being slaughtered
i've eaten camel meat
i've never touched a gun in my life

lie

Lie.

Lie

Lye

blank is right, the gun thing is the lie

camel meat is delicious

Nope

Nope

Yay! Personal prejudices for the win!

Was it an AK-47?

no just a handgun my dad used to keep in his car.

Ok easy...

I have never broken a bone

I sing and have always wanted to be a vocalist for a band

I think Manowar is atrocious

I was once licensed to sell life insurance.
I stole a car years ago.
I had sex with a Chinese prostitute.

lie

lie

Lie

I don't take you for someone to go and steal a car.

EDIT: Never broken a bone. So Pansy and Blank are wrong.

Lie

so the singing thing is the lie

^^^^

Nope

Manowar is great!

.

You're both wrong.

Everyone has guessed at least one of your statements.

Now that you say this i remember you saying that you were a Manowar fan in plug

I don't remember that, but I'm sure I have said it somewhere.

I still think you didn't have sex with a Chinese prostitute.

So wait, if we manage to have people guess the two truths before revealing the lie does that mean we get recognized? Or should we do this in cycles, where each poster gets one set of truths/lie for a certain amount of time while others guess?

This man is a winner.

I think we all just assumed you'd lie about lying so the other two didn't even bother calling you out.

I've gone skydiving more than ten times.

Besides when I was an infant, I've never had blood drawn from me.

I have never done a drug through my nose.

Skydiving = lie.