Damn you, Pet_Sounds
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I **** myself in public once.
I've never had a girlfriend. I masturbated four times in one day. |
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Yes, Frown is correct.
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I got my driver's licence when I was 18 and then didn't actually drive until I was 28.
I was once forcibly removed from a public jam session because I was drunk and just kept screeching with my saxophone, an instrument I don't really know how to play. I once masturbated 30+ times in a row. |
30+ is a lie.
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Ok i've got 3 more:
-Once when I was camping at Mt. Rainier, my dad took me and my younger brother for a hike, and we hiked along the side of the cliff with the water rushing below us. I nearly slipped and fell in the water. -I've gone to Canada 2 times in my entire life. -I once told an old lady at a corner shop in Monterey that her hair looked nice, and she gave me her number and told me to call her later. She was in her late 60's. |
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Canada is a lie.
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Wrong DWV.
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Thought it'd sound plausible. I really do like to screech with my sax I don't really know how to play after all. |
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Linda once went to a strip club with me.
Linda bought me a lap dance and then watched. Years ago Linda use to enjoy watching me make out with her BFF. |
Makeout sesh is a lie. If it was true you'd have already told us stories about 2 chicks at the same time, but all you ever mentioned were orgies.
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Not that I'm aware of, but I do enjoy making you all awkward.
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Wrong, Frown.
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Correct pet sounds and no I didn't MLM.
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The first time I got stung by a bee I almost died.
I have a weird bladder condition where I have to self-catheterize twice a day. When I was living in Japan I used to get into nightclubs for free by pretending I was from Whitesnake. |
#3 for the win.
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I'm hoping it's #2. #3 is a stretch, but specific enough that I want it to be true.
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- I have a boycott against James Cameron's The Titanic and have since the day it was released.
- I always used to get a happy feeling from watching morning and/or midday cartoons. - I remember being excited one time to show my dad some music in an RPG, but upon hearing it, he dismissed it as "church music." |
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