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Old 07-24-2019, 06:06 PM   #181 (permalink)
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What the ****, dude? Talk about nightmare fuel.
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Old 07-24-2019, 06:18 PM   #182 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-24-2019, 11:16 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 03:27 AM   #184 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 08:15 AM   #185 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 10:12 AM   #186 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:46 AM   #187 (permalink)
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^you forgot all the hair, but I appreciate that you included the boobs
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:48 AM   #188 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2019, 11:49 AM   #189 (permalink)
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This one is pretty great actually
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