I mean your basic point that people who get wasted with the express purpose of having sloppy drunk sex should be fair game is passable, but you just said it so rapey.

I might get some points nutriding but he won't.

PS Oh you meant I worded it badly when I said I like to **** drunk chicks in that thread. ****ing puritanical bull**** I was dealing with. Everyone was like oh no it's wrong to **** drunk bitches who went out looking to get drunk and ****ed. Lord. The **** you have to deal with here.

I'm happy to provide you with a reason to live.
Meh, shoulda leaned more on the poverty angle. He doesn't sound desperate enough.

Start your own popularity thread. Jesus.

Yeah yeah Bat I get you. To y'all rushing them into drunkenness is dubious but my rule is she has to want to be drunk and she never has to say no twice. And no roofies. I play by the rules.

Agreed.

As I already said.

OH put a little twist on it probably to confuse people. It's a clever attempt for OH to garner votes in a bait and switch scheme. Like people understand if there was a battle of the two unfunnies on Music Banter (i.e. TH vs OH) by the thread title and the OP, but when they go to vote they are thinking they are voting OH as the unfunnier one, when in all actuality they are really voting for him as the funnier of the two. What we need is a mod to erase the pole and have them reinstate the question to match the thread title so as to ascertain more accurate pole numbers.

You have never made me laugh. Trollheart has made me laugh once. You're both awful but Trollheart must of had his keyboard stolen or something but a laugh is a laugh. You both are the opposite of Bulbasaur. That's how much you suck.

Same. I abstain.

Seeing the unfunnies are tied in the poll maybe they need to battle it out in this thread a la Rap Battles of History.

Yo, let's go. Trollheart is an old fart, and Occulthawk sucks cock,
if there's gonna be a battle, fightin' for glory, ye bitches best step back, and make way for Ori.

The unfunniest of the unfunny, the blight of the blighted,
I'm the worst fucking member, yet I wasn't even invited?

This poll is a joke, kinda like Trollheart except funny,
this whole thread is broke, like Occulthawk breaking his back for money.

You guys think you're unfunny? Oh, please.
You're just some punk bitches shakin' in the knees.
Don't forget, you're both Nic Cage and I'm the fuckin' bees,
so next time ye cunts wanna duel, don't forget the creamcheese.

Or we could, you know, just not care.

:rofl: You need to write more zingers like that. You'll be a shoe in.

A shoe in what? Surely you mean I'd be a foot in. Foot in a shoe. A shoe in a foot would just be silly. And I would imagine quite uncomfortable.

:laughing: Trollheart is going the distance!

Cake - The Distance

Inb4 Frowny says "as long as it's a long distance away"....

Ki has been rubbing off on you. Definitely something he would say.

* TH drops mic *

in before Trollheart says he lives on a island full of Mics (Micks).

Meh, we're mostly Paddies.

That is a scurrilous lie! I would never let that guy within a thousand miles of my action, no matter what all the physical and incontrovertible evidence may say. :yikes:

* TH drops a paddie *

Knew I shouldn't have had that curry.... :yikes::o:

Damn you're a nutrider

Occulthawk rides my ass so much, you'd think I was a drunk girl,
unable to say no when he takes them for a whirl.

Desperate for pussy, his face a contortion,
listening to The Contortions as he jerks off to an abortion.

That shit ain't cool, man. Except The Contortions part, they're sick.
And everyone on MB knows that you're a sick dick.

But the worst part is, though you try to be a dick, you're really not even that mean.
You don't have the balls to go full dick, so you're just some half-chub in between.

You tell jokes about bombing victims, and then tell others that they go too far.
If you dish it, then you should take it. This is the course, and you set the par.

I can't help but picture you deliver that in front of an audience of one (who also happens to be the sound man who is paid to be there) while wearing glasses, reading it from an index card with sloppy handwriting, and stuttering a lot. Maybe ironically, maybe not. Also the sound tech doesn't care either way, he just wants to get home and watch some Netflix, so your art is lost on an unconcerned audience.

I'm not even kidding the last song I listened to was Don't Talk About Love by Teenage Jesus and the Jerks with James Chance of the Contortions on sax. I mean WTF? The odds of that are ****ing insane.

I believe you. After all, you would know.
Your music is so bad, you must be master of that scenario.
The people paid to be there are the only ones at a WISSK show.

Your life is like your saxophone; you blew it.
Telling Chula to stop the fight, pretending you outgrew it.
Well delete this, you balding fuck. Go ahead and do it.

Got 'em!!!

I'm not.

:clap: Kudos for humility, that is a mark of a true comedian.

Just tellin' it like it is. Give the people what they want.
Stay tuned for my concession speech at 4pm Irish time. ;)

There is a tie.

TrollHeart has been colluding with the Russians.

I don't wear a tie.
Yes he has, the bastard. But not Trollheart. Thank god I'm not TrollHeart. He's a ****.

All right, here it is, as promised.
Trollheart's Concession Speech (Full Version)

That would get old if wasn't such a damn good song.