Battle of the unfunnies
 

No anal beads

Who's funnier

Not who do you like better but who's funnier

Vote bitches

I'm voting for myself btw mother****ers

TH is objectively wittier. Your funny moments are more in line with my sense of humour though.

So I'm voting for the Hawk :cool:

*$hittier

I don't think either of you are funny.

I'll vote for TH. I'll laugh a little when reading some of TH's posts. Not much with OH.

Thus the thread title dickface

I didn't find that funny. Can't you have a sense of humour that doesn't resort to insults?

Unfortunately, I'm not coming up with anything. ****, if I lose this ****...goddamnit. I say some funny ****.

based on the thread title i figured i would be a part of the poll:bonkhead:

You don't try to be funny very often, do you?

This is about trying and failing.

can we get some sample material from the nominees

Like your mom did at the sperm bank?

OH made probably the greatest post on here since I joined but it's been deleted.

I remember something good being deleted but I can't remember what it was.

It was an exchange with Chula but unless a mod can go and get the posts it's not worth bringing up/trying to remember what exactly got posted.

this tie makes so much sense now

I've taken numerous cheap shots at Chula.

trollheart's humor is mostly just wholesome, sci-fi-loving post-dad (or just yahoo messenger grandfathercore), right?

what's the best pigeonholed description of occult's brand of humor™

About an hour or so ago I was literally just chuckling like an idiot about that argument where OccultHawk said he didn't care if a woman he slept with enjoyed it because "I'm worrying about my nut." So my vote easily goes to OH. TH can go soak his head.

He's a raw, oozing wound of hilarious, skull-****ing nihilism. I suspect not always intentionally.

Yeah? Well I'm doing the same.

Voting for you, that is.

Edit: you are one confusing ****er. Given the title I assumed people were voting for who was the least funny. Ah **** it, I'll lose anyway, who cares? I'm one of life's losers. Look up loser in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of me.

Not true: dictionaries do not have pictures. :pssst:
And here's a shycouch to annoy you all.
:shycouch:

i was just going to say he's chet from weird science, but i already said something like that to you before. there can't be two forum chets

I know some here think of me as a poor man's Batlord.

chet® original and chet® lactose free

To quote my previous usertitle: oh you wish. You have aeons to go before you can even dream of ascending/descending to the level of Batty's troll greatness.

you're such a chet enabler

OccultHawk's soul has been beaten down and mutilated far more than my own though, so he's got me beat there. But just give me a few decades and I'll be in a bar chasing after drunk tail with ill intentions.

TH is hilarious, but not when he makes jokes. So OH.

You mean you don't already do this every weekend?
Whereas you are not hilarious at any time. Ever.

Very poor man's?

I'm at least a rip off.

See what I mean? The plain butthurtedness of his posts in this thread are side splitting.

Homeless and destitute, maybe. Nah. Look at it this way: if you were living on the streets, envying those who had cardboard boxes to shelter in, eating the very last scrapings out of dogfood cans to survive, with one very shabby set of clothes to your name and not even the money to buy meths (that's not meth, I'm talking the spirits here), you could possibly dream, but dream only, of one day being on Batty's troll level. But it would never happen.

My butt is fine, thank you so much. For someone who goes on about sarcasm and irony, you seem blissfully unable to detect it in my posts. I'm enjoying this a lot.

yes I am. I'm NOT seething with rage, planning my bloody revenge on you all when you least ... no no. I'm having. A. Great. Time.

Really.

Heightened defensiveness is a pretty common symptom of having a good time.

Your generation gets all judgy on that but when you're alone you're hunting down mentally ill bitches on Tinder. Don't even ****ing front.

Riding his nuts ain't gonna get you any points.

it was all good just a page ago

Trolling TH in one of his thread's is one of MB's great pleasures.

I think that really was his best effort. Yeesh.

Man, I get what you were trying to say, and I can't hate, but god damn did you word it poorly.

Hmmm

How about

don't hate because I meet crazy bitches at bars like a man instead of on some sissy app

?

Shouldn't the poll be asking "who's unfunnier"?