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Oriphiel 06-12-2017 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1845528)
I can't help but picture you deliver that in front of an audience of one (who also happens to be the sound man who is paid to be there) while wearing glasses, reading it from an index card with sloppy handwriting, and stuttering a lot. Maybe ironically, maybe not. Also the sound tech doesn't care either way, he just wants to get home and watch some Netflix, so your art is lost on an unconcerned audience.

I believe you. After all, you would know.
Your music is so bad, you must be master of that scenario.
The people paid to be there are the only ones at a WISSK show.

Your life is like your saxophone; you blew it.
Telling Chula to stop the fight, pretending you outgrew it.
Well delete this, you balding fuck. Go ahead and do it.

OccultHawk 06-12-2017 11:32 PM

Got 'em!!!

Trollheart 06-13-2017 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1845532)
just cast the tie breaking vote for Occult

trollheart could be hilarious I wouldn't know I'm not reading all that

I'm not.

Neapolitan 06-14-2017 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1845633)
I'm not.

:clap: Kudos for humility, that is a mark of a true comedian.

Trollheart 06-14-2017 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1845883)
:clap: Kudos for humility, that is a mark of a true comedian.

Just tellin' it like it is. Give the people what they want.
Stay tuned for my concession speech at 4pm Irish time. ;)

djchameleon 06-14-2017 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1845917)
Just tellin' it like it is. Give the people what they want.
Stay tuned for my concession speech at 4pm Irish time. ;)

There is a tie.

OccultHawk 06-14-2017 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1845926)
There is a tie.

TrollHeart has been colluding with the Russians.

Trollheart 06-14-2017 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1845926)
There is a tie.

I don't wear a tie.
Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845941)
TrollHeart has been colluding with the Russians.

Yes he has, the bastard. But not Trollheart. Thank god I'm not TrollHeart. He's a ****.

Trollheart 06-14-2017 02:33 PM

All right, here it is, as promised.
Trollheart's Concession Speech (Full Version)

OccultHawk 06-14-2017 02:43 PM

That would get old if wasn't such a damn good song.


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