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Old 06-12-2017, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Seeing the unfunnies are tied in the poll maybe they need to battle it out in this thread a la Rap Battles of History.
Or we could, you know, just not care.
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Or we could, you know, just not care.
You need to write more zingers like that. You'll be a shoe in.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You need to write more zingers like that. You'll be a shoe in.
A shoe in what? Surely you mean I'd be a foot in. Foot in a shoe. A shoe in a foot would just be silly. And I would imagine quite uncomfortable.
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A shoe in what? Surely you mean I'd be a foot in. Foot in a shoe. A shoe in a foot would just be silly. And I would imagine quite uncomfortable.
Trollheart is going the distance!

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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Trollheart is going the distance!

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Inb4 Frowny says "as long as it's a long distance away"....
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ki has been rubbing off on you. Definitely something he would say.
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ki has been rubbing off on you. Definitely something he would say.
That is a scurrilous lie! I would never let that guy within a thousand miles of my action, no matter what all the physical and incontrovertible evidence may say.
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Old 06-12-2017, 05:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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* TH drops mic *
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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* TH drops mic *
in before Trollheart says he lives on a island full of Mics (Micks).
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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Old 06-12-2017, 06:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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in before Trollheart says he lives on a island full of Mics (Micks).
Meh, we're mostly Paddies.
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