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The Batlord 06-15-2017 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1846378)
Better change your name to SexLord cause the Batlord knows what's up.

This post makes me uncomfortable.

Dylstew 06-15-2017 02:53 PM

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The Batlord 06-15-2017 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1846462)
Then my job is done.


Guys, I made the batlord uncomfortable, did you see that?!!

Bitch, you forgot "The". THE Sexlord, *******.

Dylstew 06-15-2017 03:25 PM

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djchameleon 06-15-2017 03:59 PM

Not enough gaysex is happening in this thread. It isn't living up to its name.

The Batlord 06-15-2017 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1846488)
Not enough gaysex is happening in this thread. It isn't living up to its name.

Then gimme dat bbc.

Dylstew 06-15-2017 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1846488)
Not enough gaysex is happening in this thread. It isn't living up to its name.

Your sig says nothings worth anything if you can't share it, so with you I'd like to share my cock.

Trollheart 06-15-2017 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1846490)
Then gimme dat bbc.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/662708106/bbc.png

Thelonious Monkey 06-15-2017 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1846549)

You know perfectly well what he meant. I bet you've taken some bbc in your life.

Trollheart 06-15-2017 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey (Post 1846607)
You know perfectly well what he meant. I bet you've taken some bbc in your life.

I've watched BBC, yes. Taken it, no. There is only one meaning of BBC for me.

Wpnfire 06-15-2017 09:57 PM

I don't know if my previous post made this clear or not, but I'm bi. I prefer looking at guy/guy than guy/girl, mostly because I like the role I play better.

Dylstew 06-15-2017 11:48 PM

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Frownland 06-15-2017 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1846680)
I can provide half a bbc cause I'm half black

Oh, so that's your better half in your avatar?

Chula Vista 06-16-2017 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1845968)
If you think taking a shit feels good then why not gaysex?

Expulsion is not quite the same as intrusion.

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1846462)
Guys, I made the batlord uncomfortable, did you see that?!!

Bravo sir. :clap::clap::clap:

Define gay sex. Does it have to be only two or more people of the same sex?

How about this: Two best buds going down on each other's wives on a pull out mattress bed, and the girls end up huddling up close, kissing and fondling each other's tits while moaning uncontrollably?

Does that count as gay sex????

Frownland 06-16-2017 12:11 AM

Nope.

Well I guess the chicks kissing and stuff is gay.

Chula Vista 06-16-2017 12:19 AM

Well, it was still a pretty mindblowing and abnormal experience. So glad we got to do it a few more times before the girls' consciousness's ruined it all.

Logical brain beats animal brain once in a while.

Still get a sense of it way in the background when we're touching base 25 years later.

Yes, "name censored", I've had my tongue and finger up your ass. We're all getting older yet the memory of those times are still pretty exciting in a "life experience" kind of way.

Everyone should do it at least once.

Dylstew 06-16-2017 07:00 AM

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djchameleon 06-16-2017 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1846490)
Then gimme dat bbc.

I can't. You would have to get permission from my girl and even if she did give you a pass. Nope.

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1846491)
Your sig says nothings worth anything if you can't share it, so with you I'd like to share my cock.

Sharing your cock isn't sharing happiness with me sorry.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1846623)
I've watched BBC, yes. Taken it, no. There is only one meaning of BBC for me.

So it is just C to you then huh?

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1846686)
Expulsion is not quite the same as intrusion.



Bravo sir. :clap::clap::clap:

Define gay sex. Does it have to be only two or more people of the same sex?

How about this: Two best buds going down on each other's wives on a pull out mattress bed, and the girls end up huddling up close, kissing and fondling each other's tits while moaning uncontrollably?

Does that count as gay sex????

Not gaysex. It is just spectrum stuff. If they were by themselves then it would be gaysex.

MicShazam 06-16-2017 01:55 PM

The only sort of experience I have with that whole area of things is that when I see a hot woman, only to later realize it's a tranny... I have the balls/honest disposition to admit that I found him/her sexually attractive.

I mean, if you felt it, it's not like you can take it back!

The Batlord 06-16-2017 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1846863)
I can't. You would have to get permission from my girl and even if she did give you a pass. Nope.

Gay butt sex doesn't count if you're straight tho.

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1846880)
The only sort of experience I have with that whole area of things is that when I see a hot woman, only to later realize it's a tranny... I have the balls/honest disposition to admit that I found him/her sexually attractive.

I mean, if you felt it, it's not like you can take it back!

Wouldn't even think twice about it. So long as she's fine I'm fine with whatever she's got inside her jeans.

Dylstew 06-16-2017 02:49 PM

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DwnWthVwls 06-16-2017 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1846334)
I'd rather watch one of them punish the other.

Yeah but he said vanilla. :(

Dylstew 06-16-2017 04:43 PM

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The Batlord 06-16-2017 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1846938)
What would gaygaysex be?

Chocolate.

Trollheart 06-16-2017 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1846930)
Yeah but he said vanilla. :(

You leave her alone. :ar_15s:

Isbjørn 06-17-2017 08:30 AM

I'd probably love it but my partner isn't male

Trollheart 06-17-2017 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1847139)
I'd probably love it but my partner isn't male

Just a suggestion: sex change operation? :laughing:

Blue Hawk 06-17-2017 02:35 PM

#godhates***s

The Batlord 06-17-2017 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk (Post 1847294)
#godhates***s

God loves ***s. They're the best propaganda tool since the Jews.

Dylstew 06-17-2017 04:05 PM

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Cuthbert 06-17-2017 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey (Post 1846607)
You know perfectly well what he meant. I bet you've taken some bbc in your life.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1846623)
There is only one meaning of BBC for me.

loooool

Isbjørn 06-17-2017 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1847160)
Just a suggestion: sex change operation? :laughing:

Nah my dick is alright

The Batlord 06-17-2017 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1847373)
Nah my dick is alright

His pubes are a beard. without a fleshy nose it would just look weird. ****ing vikings amiright?

Trollheart 06-17-2017 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1847373)
Nah my dick is alright

I didn't say it had to be you.
And for a moment there I thought you said my dick is alight! :laughing:

Wpnfire 06-17-2017 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1847373)
Nah my dick is alright

Confident. I like it.


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