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Dylstew 06-13-2017 06:21 PM

Gaysex
 
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The Batlord 06-13-2017 06:55 PM

Best with men.

Trollheart 06-13-2017 07:39 PM

Gay :rolleyes:

Exo 06-13-2017 08:33 PM

At first I thought you asked "Options?" in which case I was going to direct you to The Batlord's user page.

Chula Vista 06-13-2017 09:12 PM

Got lots of gay friends and even some family members. Big fan of a lot of gay celebrties. But don't have a single gay bone in my body.

Batlord jumps all over that last sentence in 5... 4... 3... 2...

:p:

Neapolitan 06-13-2017 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1845814)
Got lots of gay friends and even some family members. Big fan of a lot of gay celebrties. But don't have a single gay bone in my body.

Batlord jumps all over that last sentence in 5... 4... 3... 2...

:p:

How about two gay bones?

OccultHawk 06-13-2017 09:19 PM

Who's actually done it? It's weird if you're only like part gay. Anal is TOO gay for me. Head I could handle when I was young. Old man dick and head though, no. It's bad enough eating old pussy.

The Batlord 06-13-2017 09:34 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/giphy.gif

Frownland 06-13-2017 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845820)
Who's actually done it? It's weird if you're only like part gay. Anal is TOO gay for me. Head I could handle when I was young. Old man dick and head though, no. It's bad enough eating old pussy.

See if you can get your butthole licked, it's really nice. Not done it with a man though. Are their tongues more rough?

OccultHawk 06-13-2017 09:40 PM

Oh yeah. It's been ages but yeah. I can receive that either way but I can only eat out a woman's ass and she has to be like no older than 35. After that *******s tend to get pretty messy. Mine used to be practically self-cleaning now it's quite some work dealing with my anus. It pretty much has to be soaked.

Chula Vista 06-13-2017 09:43 PM

enough!

Frownland 06-13-2017 09:47 PM

You've come to the wrong thread my friend.

I get where you're coming from OH. Ass eating is best for the shower.

I'm still not comfortable with any kind of penetration but could see myself getting into it down the line. Even a small dick sounds awful atm. Glad I've got a fellow lickee on the board.

For the sake of equality let's talk about lady gay sex too my dudes.

Cuthbert 06-13-2017 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by occulthawk (Post 1845827)
oh yeah. It's been ages but yeah. i can receive that either way but i can only eat out a woman's ass and she has to be like no older than 35. After that *******s tend to get pretty messy. mine used to be practically self-cleaning now it's quite some work dealing with my anus. It pretty much has to be soaked.

:d

Dylstew 06-14-2017 03:27 AM

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Oriphiel 06-14-2017 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylstew (Post 1845896)
I've started something beautiful by typing only 2 words.

More like one compound word, breh.

Trollheart 06-14-2017 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1845814)
Got lots of gay friends and even some family members. Big fan of a lot of gay celebrties. But don't have a single gay bone in my body.

Batlord jumps all over that last sentence in 5... 4... 3... 2...

:p:

How about a gay boner?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1845826)
See if you can get your butthole licked, it's really nice. Not done it with a man though. Are their tongues more rough?

Not as rough as dogs' though
Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845827)
Oh yeah. It's been ages but yeah. I can receive that either way but I can only eat out a woman's ass and she has to be like no older than 35. After that *******s tend to get pretty messy. Mine used to be practically self-cleaning now it's quite some work dealing with my anus. It pretty much has to be soaked.

Urgh. TMI dude.

Akai 06-14-2017 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845827)
Oh yeah. It's been ages but yeah. I can receive that either way but I can only eat out a woman's ass and she has to be like no older than 35. After that *******s tend to get pretty messy. Mine used to be practically self-cleaning now it's quite some work dealing with my anus. It pretty much has to be soaked.

https://media.giphy.com/media/DsdVe5jhHWNC8/giphy.gif

Dylstew 06-14-2017 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1845899)
More like one compound word, breh.

Who's the cute purple girl in your avatar? It makes me question my homosexuality.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ziggy ''Frappanised'' Zappada (Post 1845924)

Stop being suck a ****ing pussy and appriciate some ass eating

Goofle 06-14-2017 09:50 AM

If you think taking a shit feels good then why not gaysex?

Rjinn 06-14-2017 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ziggy ''Frappanised'' Zappada (Post 1845924)

Literally replace the topic name with this gif as a statement for the entire topic.

Wpnfire 06-14-2017 10:36 AM

It's hot when men do it. I don't like girl/girl though, and I'm not entirely sure why.

OccultHawk 06-14-2017 10:49 AM

Girl girl can be really hot but like 99% of it looks completely insincere

I actually like girl girl make out vids more than cunnilingus

GuD 06-14-2017 11:00 AM

They brag about who sucks and/or takes more dicks than who. Pretty ****ing boring culture and after seeing that for 25 years I really couldn't give less of a fvck.

Tristan_Geoff 06-14-2017 11:27 AM

what am I even doing here

The Batlord 06-14-2017 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 1845994)
what am I even doing here

In this thread or on this forum?

Tristan_Geoff 06-14-2017 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1845996)
In this thread or on this forum?

this thread but both really

Frownland 06-14-2017 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 1846001)
this thread but both really

Getting a little curious, are we?

Tristan_Geoff 06-14-2017 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1846004)
Getting a little curious, are we?

I think disgusted is the word I'm looking for

Frownland 06-14-2017 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 1846008)
I think disgusted is the word I'm looking for

Banned for homophobia.

Tristan_Geoff 06-14-2017 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1846009)
Banned for sex repulsion.

Acephobic piece of shit

Frownland 06-14-2017 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock (Post 1846013)
Acephobic piece of shit

Well so long as you don't discriminate.

It is pretty disgusting though. They don't call it doing the nasty for no reason.

Dylstew 06-14-2017 04:33 PM

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The Batlord 06-14-2017 05:15 PM

When it's phony, lesbian porn sucks, but when both chicks are into it there's not much hotter in vanilla porn than two moaning munchers scissoring.

DwnWthVwls 06-14-2017 07:53 PM

I can think of a lot of hotter things but theyre all kink related.

Id rather watch tgem go down on each otger than scissor.

The Batlord 06-14-2017 08:21 PM

How many otgers are there? Sounds exhausting for tgem.

Dylstew 06-14-2017 09:08 PM

I didn't sleep this night

Wpnfire 06-14-2017 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1846218)
I can think of a lot of hotter things but theyre all kink related.

Please disclose kinks.

djchameleon 06-15-2017 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1846218)
I can think of a lot of hotter things but theyre all kink related.

Id rather watch tgem go down on each otger than scissor.

I'd rather watch one of them punish the other.

The Batlord 06-15-2017 10:28 AM

Strap-on gangbang is where it's at though.

Dylstew 06-15-2017 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1846356)
Strap-on gangbang is where it's at though.

Better change your name to SexLord cause the Batlord knows what's up.


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