Predict the Future

Zhanteimi · 08-10-2017, 08:21 AM

Just before midnight, December 9th, 2034: I die in my sleep with a belly full of The Balvenie whiskey.

**Janszoon** · 08-10-2017, 09:09 AM

Some sports team is definitely going to win some kind of championship sometime in the future and some people are going to be really excited about it.

djchameleon · 08-10-2017, 09:20 AM

I just need lotto numbers and I have yet to see them predicted. Someone get on that.

Neapolitan · 08-10-2017, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Some sports team is definitely going to win some kind of championship sometime in the future and some people are going to be really excited about it.

Here's a prediction for you that you can count on every single year, some Philadelphia team will either end up in the basement of their division or make it to post season just to loose.

Chiomara · 08-10-2017, 12:03 PM

2037: All is quiet in middle America. They are all sound asleep in their Costco Rejuvenation Pods. Soon, district manager Grimwald Crumplebutt will lumber down the hall on his mechanical legs, waking them with the press of a button. The pod doors whirr and fly open; it is 4 am. Their dreams are grey, fuzzy and faraway. It is an exciting day today; a lucky few will be selected to visit the Enrichment Room and view an old film fragment from the forbidden Old Earth archives.

**Frownland** · 08-10-2017, 12:08 PM

2069: Everybody continues to tell a joke that was already old by mid-2068.

Chiomara · 08-10-2017, 12:33 PM

2018: Multiple famous reality TV stars and conspiracy talk show personalities are revealed to be performance artists who simply got a bit too carried away while doing research for their master's thesis. Soon after the reveal, Alex Jones was allegedly discovered hyperventilating and growling in front of the mirror in a Cheesecake Factory restroom; the custodian reports being strangled by Mr. Jones as he screamed and sobbed, "Who am I?? Who am I?!?" before stripping naked and fleeing out of the building and into the woods.

Plankton · 08-10-2017, 01:17 PM

In exactly 43 minutes, Plankton will walk out the door from his office and go home.

Blue Hawk · 08-10-2017, 01:56 PM

2018: Music banter becomes most popular forum on the internet.

The Batlord · 08-10-2017, 02:02 PM

2018.1: The Batlord leaves Music Banter.

08-10-2017, 08:21 AM	#11 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	Just before midnight, December 9th, 2034: I die in my sleep with a belly full of The Balvenie whiskey. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

08-10-2017, 09:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Some sports team is definitely going to win some kind of championship sometime in the future and some people are going to be really excited about it. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

08-10-2017, 12:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	2037: All is quiet in middle America. They are all sound asleep in their Costco Rejuvenation Pods. Soon, district manager Grimwald Crumplebutt will lumber down the hall on his mechanical legs, waking them with the press of a button. The pod doors whirr and fly open; it is 4 am. Their dreams are grey, fuzzy and faraway. It is an exciting day today; a lucky few will be selected to visit the Enrichment Room and view an old film fragment from the forbidden Old Earth archives. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

08-10-2017, 12:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	2069: Everybody continues to tell a joke that was already old by mid-2068. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-10-2017, 12:33 PM	#17 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	2018: Multiple famous reality TV stars and conspiracy talk show personalities are revealed to be performance artists who simply got a bit too carried away while doing research for their master's thesis. Soon after the reveal, Alex Jones was allegedly discovered hyperventilating and growling in front of the mirror in a Cheesecake Factory restroom; the custodian reports being strangled by Mr. Jones as he screamed and sobbed, "Who am I?? Who am I?!?" before stripping naked and fleeing out of the building and into the woods. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

08-10-2017, 01:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	In exactly 43 minutes, Plankton will walk out the door from his office and go home. __________________ See location...

08-10-2017, 01:56 PM	#19 (permalink)
Blue Hawk Rude gentleman Join Date: Feb 2016 Posts: 685	2018: Music banter becomes most popular forum on the internet. __________________ Eliminate the right, eliminate the wrong, eliminate the weak, eliminate the strong.