Music Banter - So you wake up in a forest...

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1923059)

Play disc golf with Ori

The two of you wake the next morning, muttering curses and sheltering your eyes from the sun above as your magical hangovers kick your asses. Luckily, when it comes to magical liquors, the hangover that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and by midday, you regain the ability to think coherently.

Standing, you once again feel something jutting against your leg in your pocket. Fishing it out, you retrieve a strange metallic tube. Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to help you to jog your memory, but that doesn't stop you from playing around with it. After prodding it a certain way, the tube suddenly turns into a multitude of metal strips, snapping into position as they uncoil and flower around a small gem in the center. It is a magical retractable disc!

Upon seeing the disc, Ori eyes you expectantly for a moment, before dashing off through the meadow. Obviously, he wants you to throw it to him. Shrugging, you acquiesce, and the disc flies from your hands. To your surprise, the sensation of tossing a disc whilst standing in a field littered with bottles and getting over a hangover seems like a perfectly natural combination. Perhaps one day they will make a sport out of it.

Ori bounds into the air as the disc flies by, just barely missing it with the grasp of his paws. And luckily so! For as the disc continues on towards the forest, it strikes the body of a tree, firmly embedding itself into the trunk. Apparently, the disc packs quite a punch.

Seeing the mutilation of the poor and innocent tree, Ori realizes how close he came to being maimed by your disc, and growls at you for a moment. However, being a good boy, he soon forgives you, and forgets all about his near death experience as he rolls around in the grass.

You can't help but find the strange disc to be cool, and desire to retrieve it. After all, it would no doubt be a useful weapon should anything attack you in the future. But at the same time, it's all the way over there, so fuck it. You decide to sleep off the final embers of your hangover instead.

To your amazement, as if knowing that you wished to retrieve it, the disc frees itself from the tree and comes spinning towards you. You watch with wide eyes, utterly stunned. Just before impact, the disc transforms back into a tube, and plants itself back in your palm.

Bitchin'.

The witnessing of such an awesome spectacle, as well as the wearing off of your hangover, gives you an energy boost of 2.

What do you do now?

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Title: Dickish Disc Deployer
Health: 19
Energy: 17
Inventory: Longsword, Disc
Skills: Bullshit