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Old 02-06-2018, 04:11 PM   #51 (permalink)
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try to befriend the monsters

if they can’t understand then i’ll just masturbate

if they do understand then maybe they’ll join me in masturbating for freedom
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Old 02-07-2018, 05:45 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Through the bars of your cage, you can see people rushing about the clearing, including the strangers who earlier captured you. By the looks of things, the troupe of performers are preparing their wagons, getting ready to move to a new location, and are completely consumed with their work.

As your gaze falls back on the imprisoned monsters, one of them catches your eye. A loose memory suddenly falls back into place in your mind. You recognize the beast. It's a Mind Worm, a human sized creature comprised of slimy blue and red segments. Judging by the lack of caution on the part of the captors, it would seem that they are unaware of the beast's powers, probably having captured it simply for it's colorful appearance. But you, on the other hand, know what it is capable of.

Hoping that the beast has likewise been released from the strange hold of the captor's apathy instilling device, you try to send it a message, doing your best to think in it's general direction (or however that telepathy shit works). The worm hears you, and replies with a weary greeting. The two of you converse, and you ask it to help you escape.

Unfortunately, the Mind Worm is too depressed to have enough confidence to attempt such a daring endeavor. Apparently, his girlfriend worm back home saw a worm that was cooler than him and mentally swooned, and he, being telepathic, couldn't help but hear her thoughts. He got mad at her, and then she got mad at him because all she did was think, not act upon those thoughts. In the end, he went out for some worm smokes, and got nabbed by the circus people. The life of a Mind Worm is a hard one.

After hearing him out and giving him a mental pep talk, the two of you become buds, and you eventually manage to raise his spirits. Using his powers of telekinesis, he silently removes the keys to the cages off of the belt of a nearby guard, and floats them to you. You quickly snatch them out of the air and free yourself.

Escaping from your prison, you hurriedly begin to unlock all of the other cages. The guard notices you, but is thrown into a wagon and knocked out ere he can sheath his sword. Glancing at the Mind Worm, you give your slimy bro a thumbs up. He doesn't have any thumbs to return the gesture, but mentally, he gives you a high five and a slap on the ass. Boo yah!

By the time the rest of the troupe notices what is happening, it is too late. You've unleashed all of their imprisoned monsters on them. Ignoring you, their benefactor, the beasts dash towards your captors, eager to get their revenge. While some of them had been freshly caught that day like you, many of them had been held captive for years, heavily scared by whip lashes. For obvious reasons, the beastmaster is the first of the circus troupe to eat shit. Having taken care of him in a way that need not be related, for fear of making the lady folk amongst you swoon, the beasts then turn on the others.

You and the Mind Worm aren't eager to stick around, though you do stop on your way out of the clearing to pick up the beastmaster's whip. Maybe a bit impractical, but it's better than no weapon at all. A few other monsters follow after you, desiring to escape much more than to claim any further revenge. As you enter the protection of the forest, you hear the sounds of a desperate fight behind you. Swords clanking, arrows shlanking, spells kerplanking, all that good shit. In time, however, as you progress further into the forest, the noises are replaced by the soothing sound of nature. Like screaming birds, croaking frogs, snarling bears, and buzzing bees.

You and the monsters eventually come to a stop by a stream, refreshing yourselves. Though some of the beasts look very deadly, you don't sense any hostility from them, and doubt that they will turn on you. In fact, they seem to trust you. The Mind Worm chats with them for a bit, and relays to you that the monster entourage (or monstourage, if you will) are grateful to the both of you for saving them. They would like to accompany you.

Groovy.

*Monstourage has joined your party!*

*Unlocked skill: Get In Here!*

From now on, when encountering any type of monster, your attempts to enlist them as allies will be more successful than usual.

The Mind Worm asks you for your name.

How do you reply?

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I take a skinny dip in the stream. Back stroke with a visible hard on. Write me up something I whackoff to Ori.
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Old 02-07-2018, 06:30 PM   #54 (permalink)
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i suggest we go forward under the alias of The Batlord
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Old 02-07-2018, 06:36 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 02-08-2018, 03:35 AM   #56 (permalink)
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The Mind Worm and the rest of your Monstourage eye you expectantly, waiting for your response.

Not saying a word, you rip off your clothes, proudly baring your erection to your followers. Without breaking eye contact, you back up into the stream and start to do a back stroke.

The Monstourage chatter amongst themselves, enquiring as to what the hell just happened. The Mind Worm mentally shushes them, for he understands. Though at first your actions seem lewd and nonsensical, there is a deeper meaning hidden within. The Mind Worm explains that you respect your followers so completely that you have cast away your birth name, and are allowing them to give you a new one in honor of this new stage of your life. Comissioning your followers thusly, you then showed them your naked body as a symbol of purity, to show that you have nothing to hide from them, your erection showing that you live with an unashamed love of all of existence. And your back stroke symbolizes that... I don't know, you're not afraid of swimming against the tide, or some shit like that.

The Monstourage is moved by your display. After discussing the matter for some time, they dub you "Proudly Naked and Ever Erect One", or just "Proudly" for short. You roll with it.

The water is cool and refreshing. You feel 1 point of energy return to you.

The Mind Worm, being a native of the area, recognizes the stream. He informs you that if you follow it to the east, it leads to a small village of humans, although the denizens are fearful of monsters and tend to kill them on sight. If you follow the stream as it bends to the west, it leads to a dark and massive cave from which few that enter ever escape. If you cross the stream, and wander to the north, you'll eventually find a road that leads to a castle town at the edge of the wide forest. As the Mind Worm has only seen it once, he can't offer you many details about it.

What do you do?

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west! lets go.
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You decide to follow the stream to the west, eager to check out the dangerous cavern. After all, where the danger is greatest is oft where one finds the most badass of treasures.

Your monstourage follows behind. Along the way, you spot a few rabbits, and your stomach begins to gurgle. You haven't eaten anything since those berries that gave you the shits, and those hardly did a thing to sate your hunger. You know that underneath those cute, fluffy coats, the rabbits are basically just sweet, delicious meat, waiting to be roasted. Yet, you doubt that you have the speed necessary to catch them.

Perhaps one of the members of your Monstourage can help you. Or, if you feel so inclined, you could simply ignore the rabbits, and hold out until something slower crosses your path.

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*Hint* You can ask characters questions, if you ever want to learn more about them and the powers at their disposal. You can also observe people/places/things, which could reveal important information. If your energy starts to run dangerously low, sleeping can restore it by a fair amount. Sleeping will not affect health, though. In fact, sleeping while injured could cause you to bleed out during the night. To restore your health, you can try to tend to your injuries yourself, or have another character heal you. Most towns have a healer that will gladly assist you, unless you piss them off or something.

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Set some rabbit traps, build a fire, smoke ‘em if I got ‘em, and lay back and try to get some shut eye.
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