MB Does D&D

The Batlord · 02-03-2018, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I might have played one on the Playstation but not on PC.

Dunno what TMK is.

Will keep an eye on the thread.

We're talking about tabletop RPG's though. Dungeons & Dragons ****. It's not a game that has any connection to video game RPG's other than that the video games are descended from tabletop games.

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 01:21 PM

Ori’s the best writer

This is a spin-off of his thread

No one needs dice and **** except Ori if he wants them

It’s his world

WTF is wrong with everyone

The Batlord · 02-03-2018, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Ori’s the best writer

This is a spin-off of his thread

No one needs dice and **** except Ori if he wants them

It’s his world

WTF is wrong with everyone

The game literally needs dice, whether they be real or virtual.

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Sounds like if you have one or two veterans they can work the rest of the people through it so that it can run reasonably smoothly, and then the shared camaraderie will do the rest. I imagine that after a game or two I'd be willing to throw in as a DM, but I just know nothing to feel confident that I'd be suitable.

All you have to do is make **** up

Ori is by far the best - so good that’s settled

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-03-2018, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

We're talking about tabletop RPG's though. Dungeons & Dragons ****. It's not a game that has any connection to video game RPG's other than that the video games are descended from tabletop games.

I have no idea what you're on about tbh mate. Never heard of Dungeons & Dragons.

I'll need to see it being played, will pay attention to the thread.

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

The game literally needs dice, whether they be real or virtual.

I know how to play. The dungeon master says ok your deal is this and that what do you do then he rolls dice and checks a chart leans back and tells you the story until you make another decision.

The Batlord · 02-03-2018, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I have no idea what you're on about tbh mate. Never heard of Dungeons & Dragons.

I'll need to see it being played, will pay attention to the thread.

Holy **** how can anyone not have ever heard of D&D?! I didn't even know that people didn't know about it. Along with Lord of the Rings it's basically the cornerstone of Western fantasy nerd culture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet...e-playing_game

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I know how to play. The dungeon master says ok your deal is this and that what do you do then he rolls dice and checks a chart leans back and tells you the story until you make another decision.

So then you know that we need dice. We're not talking just about a goofy thread. We're talking about playing an actual tabletop RPG.

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I have no idea what you're on about tbh mate. Never heard of Dungeons & Dragons.

I'll need to see it being played, will pay attention to the thread.

Dude only the dungeon master has to get it. You pretend you’re a cleric or a magic maker and that’s all you need to know. Ori says ok you got a magic wand and you’re walking in a forest and you hear a lady screaming it sounds like it’s coming from that cave. What do you do?

OccultHawk · 02-03-2018, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Holy **** how can anyone not have ever heard of D&D?! I didn't even know that people didn't know about it. Along with Lord of the Rings it's basically the cornerstone of Western fantasy nerd culture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet...e-playing_game

So then you know that we need dice. We're not talking just about a goofy thread. We're talking about actual playing an actual tabletop RPG.

He needs dice. Or just his pretend dice. I just need to relax and enjoy the good times!

The Batlord · 02-03-2018, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude only the dungeon master has to get it. You pretend you’re a cleric or a magic maker and that’s all you need to know. Ori says ok you got a magic wand and you’re walking in a forest and you hear a lady screaming it sounds like it’s coming from that cave. What do you do?

We're talking about a formal D&D game though. Made up dice would ruin the experience. I certainly would be much less onboard if this weren't a legit game.

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