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The Batlord 01-10-2019 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2032418)
I'd make out with Dharma but then Greg has to leave

Sure but first have you heard the good news?

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1...84l/179166.jpg

Unitron 01-10-2019 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2032424)
Yep when will someone tell me to resize these things? please help or I'll start a thread for it

You can always save the image to your computer, and then put the file into this:
Free Online Picture Resizer - Crop and Resize photos, images, or pictures online for FREE!

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2032424)
or I'll start a thread for it

And that's a threat

I'll show myself out.

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unitron (Post 2032427)
You can always save the image to your computer, and then put the file into this:
Free Online Picture Resizer - Crop and Resize photos, images, or pictures online for FREE!

Oh thanks! that takes an eternity though

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032426)
Sure but first have you heard the good news?

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1...84l/179166.jpg

Wait isn't that the scientology guy or something?

The Batlord 01-10-2019 12:22 PM

Indeed. And the actress who played Dharma is a Scientologist.

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032438)
Indeed. And the actress who played Dharma is a Scientologist.

Oh no why does Scientology have to ruin people I enjoy. As if Beck and Laura Prepon weren't enough

The Batlord 01-10-2019 12:34 PM

I'd say drop an atomic bomb on them all but that would just make them more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032443)
I'd say drop an atomic bomb on them all but that would just make them more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

I'm kind of curious about an all-powerful Laura Prepon though

The Batlord 01-10-2019 12:51 PM

*Googles Laura Prepon*

https://www.musicbanter.com/avatars/...ine=1306895195

MicShazam 01-10-2019 12:53 PM

Laura Prepon is FaSho?

The Batlord 01-10-2019 12:55 PM

I mean that would be cool but I can't accept that Donna is now on the "can **** but never date" list.

OccultHawk 01-10-2019 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2032442)
Oh no why does Scientology have to ruin people I enjoy. As if Beck and Laura Prepon weren't enough

Why do people confuse the artist with the art?

MicShazam 01-10-2019 12:56 PM

I have huge respect for Prince as an artist. He was also a nutcase privately.

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2032458)
Why do people confuse the artist with the art?

I don't do that too much. I also listen to Bob Dylan even though I hate the guy. But it still bothers me a little

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032341)
I usually don't have a problem with my jokes being too smart for people but you seem to be the exception.

Well, the meaning of this comment and the joke that set this all off finally dawned on me. That took a while (In my defence: the joke was pretty random and your way of formulating is confusing for a non-native speaker)
****, if I had been able to get your jokes Dharma wouldn't have been outed to me as a scientologist

The Batlord 01-10-2019 02:37 PM

Well then don't speak barbarian languages.

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032506)
Well then don't speak barbarian languages.

Yeah having Dutch as a native language is a curse

MicShazam 01-10-2019 02:44 PM

I like Dutch. Even if it sometimes sounds like Danish where all the words are wrong.

The Batlord 01-10-2019 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself (Post 2032514)
Yeah having Dutch as a native language is a curse

Miss me with Dutch like the Germans missed it with the Schlieffen Plan.

Oriphiel 01-10-2019 03:02 PM

Omg, Maria, I need to know if the version of Buffy that aired in your country was dubbed in Dutch. And if so, is it hilariously bad?

Marie Monday 01-10-2019 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2032549)
Omg, Maria, I need to know if the version of Buffy that aired in your country was dubbed in Dutch. And if so, is it hilariously bad?

Oooh I don't know actually because I saw it in english, I'm gonna look it up (tomorrow, because I need sleep now. I observe healthy bedtimes). If so it's definitely bad, all Dutch dubs are cringy per definition because the language is just demented.

Oriphiel 01-10-2019 03:09 PM

Keep us updated. Bonus points if all of the characters are given weird Dutch names.

Zhanteimi 01-10-2019 06:38 PM

They respect my authoriTIE!

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2032559)
Keep us updated. Bonus points if all of the characters are given weird Dutch names.

There is no Dutch dub :( What a missed opportunity. However, I did grow up with the Dutch version of Harry Potter, including glorious Dutch names like:
Hermione->Hermelien (pronounced something like 'Hermelene')
Hogwarts->Zweinstein
Quidditch->Zwerkbal

MicShazam 01-11-2019 04:22 AM

Twerkball

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 2032818)
Twerkball

https://media.giphy.com/media/Owoqpcz6l4Jxu/giphy.gif

Oriphiel 01-11-2019 08:08 AM

:laughing:

MicShazam 01-11-2019 08:21 AM

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/ad...e0c542f0d8.gif

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 10:34 AM

There's actually a Dutch spoken clip on youtube from the first film:


The Batlord 01-11-2019 10:41 AM

You people should start speaking German if you want anyone to take you seriously.

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032866)
You people should start speaking German if you want anyone to take you seriously.

And thus, after a long digression, this thread was back on topic :)

The Batlord 01-11-2019 11:23 AM

That's racist.

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 11:42 AM

https://i.imgur.com/r92borg.png

Oriphiel 01-11-2019 11:43 AM

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 11:51 AM

I'm not even calling the Germans fascists. It's just that it reminded me of Hitlers dream of grossdeutschland

The Batlord 01-11-2019 12:58 PM

Typical cracker libtard thinking they're not racist while they try to figure out how to fix black people.

Zhanteimi 01-11-2019 01:51 PM

Fixing black people is impossible.

[MERIT] 01-11-2019 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032438)
Indeed. And the actress who played Dharma is a Scientologist.

Sucks for her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhanteimi (Post 2032907)
Fixing black people is impossible.

Das Racist

Marie Monday 01-11-2019 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2032896)
Typical cracker libtard thinking they're not racist while they try to figure out how to fix black people.

https://i.imgur.com/mFx7Ip7.jpg


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