Are you a FASCIST?
 

In 1947, Theodor Adorno and partners at the Frankfurt School designed the "F Scale", a test that scores fascist traits in a person's personality. I don't know about its applicability today, but it might be some fun.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...mezzobusto.jpg

Click here to take the test, loser

I heard that Sonic is a Fastist

I think this red thing on my arm is a rashist

2.23. Rats.

Your Overall F Score is: 4.03
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Scores for Personality Variables:
Conventionalism: 3.75
Authoritarian Submission: 4.29
Authoritarian Aggression: 3.75
Anti-intraception: 2.25
Superstition and Stereotypy: 4.17
Power and "Toughness": 3.50
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 5.50
Projectivity: 4.60
Sex: 4.33

Damn it, Kiiii.

https://i.imgur.com/NbM6twU.png

Ha. Im average.

Is that a reference to people with suicidal urges, bungee jumpers, or parachutists?

Or all of the above?

How is that question relevant? It's not even asking me if I want to jump from high places.

do you want to jump from high places?

No it's too late you had your chance.

Your Overall F Score is: 2.07
You are a liberal airhead.

Scores for Personality Variables:
Conventionalism: 1.00
Authoritarian Submission: 1.00
Authoritarian Aggression: 1.25
Anti-intraception: 2.75
Superstition and Stereotypy: 2.67
Power and "Toughness": 1.75
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 2.00
Projectivity: 4.80
Sex: 2.00

Haha you ***gy snowflake!

1.47, but with a 3.0 on "destructiveness and cynicism". ok then

Guilty as a black watermelon thief.

That's a bit of a hasty conclusion. The projectivity thing only contains a small element of racism, it's mostly just something like paranoia and that can have many causes

Yeah except I’m racist af

Alright, paranoia of the racist kind it is
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cjLiZlkjo_U/maxresdefault.jpg
Edit: I really need to learn how to resize pictures

Please make this your avatar.

https://i.imgur.com/6VsHZpK.jpg?2

I’m never losing the trophy

Your Overall F Score is: 1.93
You are a whining rotter.

Scores for Personality Variables:
Conventionalism: 2.75
Authoritarian Submission: 2.57
Authoritarian Aggression: 1.50
Anti-intraception: 1.25
Superstition and Stereotypy: 1.33
Power and "Toughness": 2.25
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 3.00
Projectivity: 1.60
Sex: 1.00

Your Overall F Score is: 3.20
You are disciplined but tolerant; a true American.

Scores for Personality Variables:
Conventionalism: 2.25
Authoritarian Submission: 3.86
Authoritarian Aggression: 2.75
Anti-intraception: 2.50
Superstition and Stereotypy: 3.00
Power and "Toughness": 3.00
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 4.00
Projectivity: 3.60
Sex: 3.00

Maybe it's cause I said pedos and rapists should be whipped. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I say they should be elected to public office cause I'm a good American.

So standardized tests to measure relative intelligence are bunk, but an intenet app can be used as a metric to define intrinsic fascism. Got it.

Your Overall F Score is: 1.83
You are a whining rotter.

Scores for Personality Variables:
Conventionalism: 1.75
Authoritarian Submission: 2.00
Authoritarian Aggression: 1.50
Anti-intraception: 2.25
Superstition and Stereotypy: 1.33
Power and "Toughness": 1.38
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 4.00
Projectivity: 2.00
Sex: 1.00

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Unless you're a neckbeard. Then it's everything.

No, but it can be demonstrated, and the quality of those demonstrations can be quantified and used as a relative metric. I'm just giving you shit for being an asshole to me in the news thread (in case you wondered).

Smerts

From Wikipedia:

"Psychometricians generally regard IQ tests as having high statistical reliability.[9][56] A high reliability implies that – although test-takers may have varying scores when taking the same test on differing occasions, and although they may have varying scores when taking different IQ tests at the same age – the scores generally agree with one another and across time. Like all statistical quantities, any particular estimate of IQ has an associated standard error that measures uncertainty about the estimate. For modern tests, the standard error of measurement is about three points[citation needed]. Clinical psychologists generally regard IQ scores as having sufficient statistical validity for many clinical purposes.[22][57][58] In a survey of 661 randomly sampled psychologists and educational researchers, published in 1988, Mark Snyderman and Stanley Rothman reported a general consensus supporting the validity of IQ testing. "On the whole, scholars with any expertise in the area of intelligence and intelligence testing (defined very broadly) share a common view of the most important components of intelligence, and are convinced that it can be measured with some degree of accuracy." Almost all respondents picked out abstract reasoning, ability to solve problems and ability to acquire knowledge as the most important elements.[59]"

A very smart person would be a very stupid ant.

Sex = 4.33? Dude you have like 10 children or what?

Yeah but they're super quiet.

They're fine as long as they're not homosexual I guess then

Your Overall F Score is: 2.03
You are a liberal airhead.

Scores for Personality Variables:Conventionalism: 1.50
Authoritarian Submission: 2.00
Authoritarian Aggression: 1.88
Anti-intraception: 3.00
Superstition and Stereotypy: 1.17
Power and "Toughness": 2.38
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 1.00
Projectivity: 2.80
Sex: 1.00

I don't need a website to tell me I'm a beta cuck soyboy.

Your Overall F Score is: 2.47
You are a liberal airhead.

Scores for Personality Variables:
Conventionalism: 2.75
Authoritarian Submission: 2.43
Authoritarian Aggression: 2.38
Anti-intraception: 3.25
Superstition and Stereotypy: 1.67
Power and "Toughness": 1.88
Destructiveness and Cynicism: 3.50
Projectivity: 2.80
Sex: 1.67

NOTE: A question may measure more than one personality variable, and a personality variable is measured by more than one question. See table below for details.

I usually don't have a problem with my jokes being too smart for people but you seem to be the exception.