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Old 05-24-2019, 04:43 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I'll let you smell my fingers for $5. That's pretty close.
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Old 05-24-2019, 04:45 PM   #72 (permalink)
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I know a scam when I see one. Not only am I giving you $5 I'll also be tricked into smelling a finger you just pulled out of your ass.
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Old 05-24-2019, 04:48 PM   #73 (permalink)
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I prefer to wipe it in the crevice between my thigh and my balls. It's more sexually pungent.
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Old 05-24-2019, 04:51 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I prefer to wipe it in the crevice between my thigh and my balls. It's more sexually pungent.
You're a disgusting man.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 05-24-2019, 04:52 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Tell me you've never wiped your finger there after a hard day's work and smelled it.
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Old 05-24-2019, 05:01 PM   #76 (permalink)
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You've never wiped your finger there after a hard day's work and smelled it.
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