You wanna talk about an S

Ain’t no S gonna stop the bumrush

I’ll stomp a mud hole in your ass, bitch

Cue the MC5:

BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! Right now. Right now. Right now.

OCCULT IS NOT CUTTING FISH MOTHER****ERS!!!

The Great Seven Occult Campaign Pledges to Constituents

If I elected I will...

1) Continue to froth with Islamaphobia
2) Celebrate any disaster that strikes America
3) Hate capitalism a thousand times more than elph
4) Always know more about music than all of you losers put together
5) Be the strongest pro-abortion person on earth
6) Worship the vagina
7) Make inappropriate jokes about teen sexuality
8) Create yet another classic Occult catch phrase



BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!

Will you stop if I promise to vote for you

Unequivocally YES!!!



BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!

1. If you vote for me I'll get drunk.

2. If you don't I'll still get drunk.

^I'll take that over Islamophobia

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Vote Bat BAPA (Bitch Ass Punk Award)