MB Awards 2019 - Nominations
 

I'm coming for MOTY, watch your back OH.

#hawkward
#breakingthestreak

Hawkward 😂

Cheers for sorting this again.

Threepeat bitch. Plus Lifetime.

#HAWK4MOTY
#HAWK4LIFE

See you on the campaign trail

lol^

Best Avatar: bat
Best Signature: exo
Sexiest Member (female): wolf
Sexiest Member (male): exo
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: jwb
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: mindful KRIT
Best Writer: bat
Nicest member: Marie
Smartest poster: bat
Funniest member: frown
Angriest Member: bat
Best Mediator: Wolf
Best Site Contributor: Frown
Biggest Music Contributor: frown
Best Media Forum Contributor: ant
Best Plugger (plug.dj): ?
Best Taste in Music: exo
Most Improved Member: elph
Most Underrated Poster: ant
Best Thread Starter: bat
Most Missed Poster: Chula
Most Diverse Music Taste: frown
Most Mainstream Music Taste: mindful
Thread of the Year: 2019 you’re digging
Moderator of the Year: Grindy
Best Journal 2019: ego tripping
Best New Member 2019: ?
Member of the Year 2019: Wolf (let’s do this)
Best Rivalry: elph vs bootstraps
Biggest Lounge Lizard: jwb
Virtuoso of the Year: key
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2019): frown’s new record as JTC
Lifetime Achievement Award: bat (let’s do this)

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:love: @ OH

Best Avatar: Nea
Best Signature: Lucem
Sexiest Member (female): WWWP
Sexiest Member (male): Bat's eyes. And Lucem for his hair (these are not ironic.)
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: BassoonPlatoon
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: Hawk about the Ramones
Best Writer: Hawk for his vagina poem and that one haiku:
https://i.imgur.com/SkSU23A.png
Nicest member: Lisnaholic, Nea
Smartest poster: Pet_Sounds for that one physics explanation
Funniest member: Bat, Ori
Angriest Member: [MERIT], Bat, Elph, BarneyHasAnOctagonHead
Best Mediator: WWWP, Frown
Best Site Contributor: Bat, for being active and derailing threads
Biggest Music Contributor: Hawk
Best Media Forum Contributor: Bat, Frown, Mondo?
Best Plugger (plug.dj): idk, plug crashes my wifi
Best Taste in Music: Hawk, Nea and WWWP
Most Improved Member: do any of us improve lol
Most Underrated Poster: Lisna for being subtly hilarious, Lucem for being a cool dude
Best Thread Starter: BarneyHasAnOctagonHead for the sneezing mother thread. Well, and Bat
Most Missed Poster: MicShazam
Most Diverse Music Taste: Hawk
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Mindfulness
Thread of the Year: Which mod is the biggest fascist for capturing the forum's spirit, and women who sing male POV songs by men, without changing the gender-specific pronouns for the lulz
Moderator of the Year: WWWP
Best Journal 2019: Ego Tripping and Elph's fall journal
Best New Member 2019: ziggywas (where's he at?) and DMBFFF, good times
Member of the Year 2019: Elph
Best Rivalry: Elph vs. Mindfulness' taste in punk, or Bat, Hawk, and [MERIT] vs. the Mods
Biggest Lounge Lizard: Dwnwthvwls, or it might actually be me
Virtuoso of the Year: idk, see above
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2019): idem
Lifetime Achievement Award: Plankton

and I'd like to nominate Nea for best music recommender

Uh oh.

*mischievous grin*

Elph is the Jill Stein vote but he thinks he's the Gary Johnson vote

I think your posting has been boss, tbh

One of you 2nd placers need to hurry up and get me nominated for the heavies. ****ing cowards.

I have no other years to compare. My vote was partly for teasing purposes, but you were at the center of a lot of things and had a big contribution in shaping this year on MB, in my recollection

Ahh, this explains the annoying signatures.

I vote elph for member of the year as well. :finger: OH

Best Avatar: elph (cause he sticks with one ****ty avatar that always looks like him)
Best Signature: I've been here for almost a decade. I don't read that **** anymore.
Sexiest Member (female): Maria (if I ever get a sex change we're gonna kiss and ****)
Sexiest Member (male): Exo (you clearly care about looking like a dude who could be a guest on the needle drop)
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: Manifest Blasphemy (he posts three things a. generic black metal videos, b. meathead MMA ****, or c. on very rare occasions he says that he understands if the rest of the forum isn't hard enough to listen to black metal cause it's too real for the trendies. **** you, retard.)
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: elph (**** you, retard)
Best Writer: all the actual writers fell off but elph very occasionally does good **** to make up for it
Nicest member: Lisnaholic (he's so pleasant that it gives me a hard on that you can see his slow decent into nihilism in the Environmental Watchdog Thread)
Smartest poster: Frown (the high water mark of atheist forum intellectuals)
Funniest member: Oriphiel (his wordplay is brilliant and no one else can use so few words to express so much personality and intent)
Angriest Member: Occult Hawk (when they bury him he will boil the soil)
Best Mediator: bro when was the last time there was mediation?
Best Site Contributor: Mondo (cause the ****er won't stop being awesome)
Biggest Music Contributor: Mondo (cause the ****er won't shut up)
Best Media Forum Contributor: I miss Exo's movie reviews
Best Plugger (plug.dj): plug isn't MB so this shouldn't be a category
Best Taste in Music: elph (basically the worst taste except for the most important ****)
Most Improved Member: jwb (just because there isn't a Most Deteriorated Member category)
Most Underrated Poster: Lucem (smarter than he seems)
Best Thread Starter: whoever started the "Your Day" thread
Most Missed Poster: MicShazam (misunderstood by so many, was one of the nicest members of my time, and I respected his idiosyncratic music taste, if you're reading this then come back)
Most Diverse Music Taste: Occult Hawk (when he talks about anything other than free jazz he talks about everything)
Most Mainstream Music Taste: mindfulness
Thread of the Year: Which Mod Is the Biggest Fascist? (Besides Frownland)
Moderator of the Year: **** all y'all
Best Journal 2019: journals are dead
Best New Member 2019: MarieMarie (I thought she joined earlier last year but apparently only October so she counts)
Member of the Year 2019: elph (he's been gunning for MB's biggest trainwreck for years but I think he finally nailed it this year)
Best Rivalry: me vs. DWV (low intensity jibing has been heating up for years but I think we're finally at a place where only one of us will leave Thunderdome)
Biggest Lounge Lizard: mindfulness (what do you do with your life?)
Virtuoso of the Year: who cares?
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2019): who cares?
Lifetime Achievement Award: elph (cause he's got nothing else going on and puts his all into throwing his personality around)

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(Thanks for the nomination honey)

You, me, and Lucem's mom are gonna live happily ever after in our crack den or where ever she lives.

I ship it

https://media.tenor.com/images/0e135...3ba7/tenor.gif
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**** yeah, as long as WWWP joins us

One of y’all superdelegates need to get me on the big item tickets

You gotta beat the best to be the best

Back to Back WORLD CHAMPION.

#OHMOTY

Future MB Hall Famer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-dt-wimdgE

I'm probably not going to put in votes this year as I've tried to do it twice now and I can't even think of answers for more than half of them. And it's entirely okay if this means I shouldn't be voted into any categories if I'm not participating but that's entirely up to whoever wants to make that rule. I don't mine either way.

^ Don't worry, Key, you'll be getting my vote anyway - for most convoluted hypothetical sentence of the year. ;)

I like words

Neither do I. I work at Burger King.

Best Avatar: Goofle
Best Signature: POOP
Sexiest Member (female): elphenor
Sexiest Member (male): Paul Smeenus
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: K Addict
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: elphenor for Green Day
Best Writer: The Identity Matrix
Nicest member: Mindfulness
Smartest poster: MarieMarie
Funniest member: Mindfulness
Angriest Member: DWV
Best Mediator: the ban function
Best Site Contributor: The Batlord
Biggest Music Contributor: OH
Best Media Forum Contributor: Hell if I know
Best Plugger (plug.dj): WWWP
Best Taste in Music: Mondo Bungle
Most Improved Member: Trollheart
Most Underrated Poster: Raime, ziggywas
Best Thread Starter: literally anybody but Trollheart
Most Missed Poster: rostasi
Most Diverse Music Taste: OH
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Mindfulness
Thread of the Year: What Came Out Today?
Moderator of the Year: Who has two thumbs and a stupid beard? That's right: Exo.
Best Journal 2019: elphenor's Your Day posts
Best New Member 2019: Raime
Member of the Year 2019: Mindfulness
Best Rivalry: elphenor versus music
Biggest Lounge Lizard: jwb
Virtuoso of the Year: Mondo
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2019): Architecture of the lunchtime I guess
Lifetime Achievement Award: WWWP

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Best Avatar: Oriphiel
Best Signature: Goofle
Sexiest Member (female): WWWP
Sexiest Member (male): not into dudes
Howard The Duck Memorial Award for Most Inane Member: K Addict
Biggest Fanboy / Fangirl of the Year: K Addict
Best Writer: Oriphiel
Nicest member: Lisnaholic
Smartest poster: OccultHawk
Funniest member: The Batlord
Angriest Member: DWV
Best Mediator: Lisnaholic
Best Site Contributor: Mindfulness
Biggest Music Contributor: Psy-Fi
Best Media Forum Contributor: Mindfulness
Best Plugger (plug.dj): WWWP
Best Taste in Music: WWWP
Most Improved Member: jwb
Most Underrated Poster: Psy-Fi
Best Thread Starter: Frownland
Most Missed Poster: Chula Vista
Most Diverse Music Taste: Frownland
Most Mainstream Music Taste: Mindfulness
Thread of the Year: Your Day
Moderator of the Year: WWWP
Best Journal 2019: My Top 100 Songs of 2018 on Spotify
Best New Member 2019: MarieMarie
Member of the Year 2019: OccultHawk
Best Rivalry: elphenor versus other opinions of music
Biggest Lounge Lizard: Elphenor
Virtuoso of the Year: Plankton
Best Member Music Album (Released in 2019): Another ****ing Guitar Player by Frownland
Lifetime Achievement Award: The Batlord
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Yay!

Thanks Marie and Mindful.

I usually don't participate, but I'll try and get a list together this year.

I'll definitely change my name to "pass" just to get nom'd in those categories.

I'm changing mine to "all of you suck" AKA "y'all suck".

Best Writer AND Best Thread Starter. fk yeah.

Threepeat. Back2Back2Back.

I hereby challenges all my loser opponents to a debate!

You sure about that?