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Old 12-13-2020, 03:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm staying with my mom in Holland right now, so I'm not stocking my own fridge, but since corona started my fridge usually contains:
-a carton of milk
-a carton of orange juice
-a block of cheddar cheese
-various kinds of vegetables
-eggs
-minced meat
-yoghurt
-soured cream
-butter
-mustard
-mayonnaise
-garlic/ginger paste
-tomato paste
-soy sauce
-oyster sauce

oh and there's usually half of a dried-up lemon lying around in a corner somewhere
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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What is it with girls and yoghurt? Is it that it's almost like eating ice cream but won't give you thunder thighs? I mean I'll eat some yoghurt but I've never wanted to eat yoghurt.

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Old 12-14-2020, 09:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Good idea.
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Old 12-14-2020, 09:33 AM   #14 (permalink)
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"I don't wanna drink, but I want people to think I'm drinking so I'll just have this extremely low alcohol content beer right here... Wow! I feel like one of the boyz!"

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What is it with girls and yoghurt? Is it that it's almost like eating ice cream but won't give you thunder thighs? I mean I'll eat some yoghurt but I've never wanted to eat yoghurt.
I use it for tzatziki and currys, but have you ever eaten proper Greek yoghurt? That **** is divine, you can just eat it plain and it's still delicious. Also, I don't know how you eat your yoghurt, but it should not be like ice cream.
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Old 12-14-2020, 11:48 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Agree about Greek yogurt - it's delicious and I love its thick texture. I'll often top it with salted walnuts or pistachios and some honey.
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"I don't wanna drink, but I want people to think I'm drinking so I'll just have this extremely low alcohol content beer right here... Wow! I feel like one of the boyz!"

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I have one bottle of Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout (which I've had before and love) in the fridge, which has sitting there for about six months.
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I have one bottle of Samuel Smith's Organic Chocolate Stout (which I've had before and love) in the fridge, which has sitting there for about six months.
That's one thing to just have normal beer or alcoholic beverage's around, but the thinking behind most non-alcoholic beer is like going swimming without getting wet.
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Agree about Greek yogurt - it's delicious and I love its thick texture. I'll often top it with salted walnuts or pistachios and some honey.
Honey with salty food? Whoa. One of those things which sound weird but taste surprisingly nice I suppose, I should try it. Yoghurt with walnuts is definitely great.
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