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Insult the Poster Above You
This is for fun only. I would like to request a pass from the mods on using personal attacks in this thread only, though of course these should only ever be used in a sarcastic, snarky, passive-aggressive way.
Please note: if you post in this thread you open yourself up to being insulted. So if you're a baby white snowflake loser whose ego is so fragile that the passing tread of an ant will cause it to collapse, do not post. Feel free to read, just don't post. You have been warned. Please be creative making insults. Use your knowledge of the person and their habits (real or imagined) to make an interesting and relevant slur. No "retard" or "loser" type posts. Put some effort into it. Again, all in the spirit of fun and **** 2020. Whoever's up first has a wealth of material with me, so knock yourself out. |
What a **** idea for a thread. I'm sure the mods will give it the nod you clueless perverted irish old furry.
Also, that sister of yours in the coma or whatever? I ****ed her. ;) |
^ Needs a haircut
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Needs all her hairs cut.
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this dude sucks hardcore ^ :)
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This dude's hardcore sucks.
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This hard dude sucks core
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Normally I would keep a watchful eye on this thread but it's really no different than any other thread on here over the last two years.
TH your jokes are old like your taste in music. |
You handsome piece of ****.
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Decide whether or not you want the hood of your jacket up. moron! Stop sitting on the fence about it. |
Each and every one of us are actively insulting ourselves by spending our time on a music forum in 2020, I mean come on really
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The only reason your wife will stay with you is financial reasons.
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Better than no woman being interested in you for any reason
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Better than being with any woman who would find you worthwhile. I'll stick with the bottle.
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Imagine being able to have the bottle AND someone other than your mom to spend the rest of your life with
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Imagine sparing your life between solving computer problems for boring dinner class people and another one you're married to. Like a never ending LL Bean catalog.
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I do boring thing and get a lot of money to pursue every hobby I can imagine
You do boring thing and get no money so you have to spend all of your free time on MusicBanter |
What hobby do boring man do?
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To answer your question while also going off on a tangent, I have too many hobbies and it creates this weird psychological phenomenon where I have too much choice to the point where sometimes I just kind of sit around and stare into space
I think it’s a fascinating result of modern society where it’s so easy to have access to practically infinite amounts of entertainment. It creates a toxic effect on the brain. Quiet solitude feels abnormal. My brain constantly wants to be listening to something or engaging in something. I can’t even sit down and eat a meal without needing like a video or show to watch alongside it. I consider this unhealthy and terrifying. What will the current generation of children turn into? My youngest brother is 11, and it feels like his attention span is nonexistent. It freaks me out. Thanks for coming to my ted talk or whatever |
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angry little hobgoblin |
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That's not an insult dummy. You guys are too stupid for this thread to work.
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Why would I ever want to insult someone as wise, successful, and handsome as jwb
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Welp, looks like I was right. Thread sucks trollheart 2/10
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And now he's going to try to debate me into declaring I enjoyed his sub par posts. Fantastic. Happy 2021 everyone.
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As to an actual insult, jwb spends so much time on assembly lines he's assembling his twisted worldview one racist rant at a time. Failed actor. |
Do me!
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You're so insignificant nobody could even be bothered insulting you.
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Trollheart's puns should come with a warning for risk of death by cringe
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Trollheart will not be held responsible or liable for any cringe-induced injuries, up to and including loss of life, caused by the perusal of his vast stock of puns. This does not affect your statutory rights, as you have none. P.S. I really want to insult you but you're too nice. It would be like kicking a fluffy rabbit. |
I'm hardly that nice, please just insult me
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You have really red skin that looks like it pimples very easily.
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I do hate my skin; it doesn't pimple very badly (I never really suffered from acne) but it isn't very smooth and there's the danger of eczema lurking (wearing synthetic corona masks is a no) so pretty accurate.
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No, couldn't do it! :shycouch: |
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With goodness?
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