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Old 04-15-2022, 06:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default For ANY length of time, have you ever shaved your mustache into a Hitler mustache?

Including for thirty seconds in front of the bathroom mirror. Be honest.
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Old 04-15-2022, 07:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2022, 07:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2022, 07:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-15-2022, 08:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Not everybody has a ****ing mustache, you lunatic!
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Old 04-15-2022, 08:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2022, 08:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No, in about equal measure I've been clean shaven or full beard, but never had any interest in trying that even for 30 secs. Hitler, or that guy from Sparks - it just looks stupid to me: like you want to lay out a little rug for your mucus to lie in. No thanks.
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Old 04-15-2022, 08:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh absolutely, I threw up the Sieg Heil and everything and had a good laugh. I told my wife about it and she thought it humorous enough to want to get a picture. But I knew better than to consent to be photographed cosplaying as Der Fuhrer. If she ever did get a picture, I'd swear I was rehearsing a Charlie Chaplin routine.
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Old 04-16-2022, 01:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2022, 03:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I actually have enough upper lip hair to wax it, but not enough to get a proper moustache effect so I've never been tempted to try
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