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Tommyrocker 02-09-2006 04:58 PM

Urban Will Luuuuuuurv This
 
For all those who WATCHED 'celebrity' big brother (a.k.a people in england)......you may have seen a very lovely yet THICK AS **** girl called chantelle....an essex slapper. Well, rumour has it because b.b was all a fix, she got a record label before she went in the house, all part of the deal....

she is about to do a cover....



(come closer)




of a kylie minogue song

aaaaaaaaaaaaandd.......start your laughterrrr......................now.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-09-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tommyrocker
For all those who WATCHED 'celebrity' big brother (a.k.a people in england)......you may have seen a very lovely yet THICK AS **** girl called chantelle....an essex slapper. Well, rumour has it because b.b was all a fix, she got a record label before she went in the house, all part of the deal....

she is about to do a cover....



(come closer)




of a kylie minogue song

aaaaaaaaaaaaandd.......start your laughterrrr......................now.

At least it`s not Jodie Marsh

*shudder*

Tommyrocker 02-09-2006 05:07 PM

http://galeria.forocoches.com/data/5...h_F2003-01.jpg

i dunno, i'd poke it

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-09-2006 05:08 PM

Thats the most i`ve ever seen her wear before

explosions-in-my-pants 02-09-2006 05:10 PM

god are her boobs fake? eek! there way to put together.. but she's hot.. if i were a guy i'd poke her too..

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-09-2006 05:11 PM

Everythings fake

She`s a nasty publicity seeking skank , just think a low budget Paris Hilton with tits

explosions-in-my-pants 02-09-2006 05:18 PM

but aside from her drawn on eye brows.. she seem's to actually be pretty.. unlike Paris Hilton which is ugly and people only like her cause she's a media whore.

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-09-2006 05:20 PM

I can`t beleive you missed out her weird looking nose

http://dep.com.vn/gallery/albums/dep.../Tr64-2150.jpg

explosions-in-my-pants 02-09-2006 05:21 PM

her eyes and perfect teeth make up for that... so much that her nose doesn't look bad...

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-09-2006 05:24 PM

You do realise this is a woman who will turn up at a film premiere looking like this .....

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And then complain that the tabloids are only interested in getting a picture from her & have no interest in anything she says.

I think she`s vile & no amount of good looks will change that.


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