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Old 02-09-2006, 04:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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For all those who WATCHED 'celebrity' big brother (a.k.a people in england)......you may have seen a very lovely yet THICK AS **** girl called chantelle....an essex slapper. Well, rumour has it because b.b was all a fix, she got a record label before she went in the house, all part of the deal....

she is about to do a cover....



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of a kylie minogue song

aaaaaaaaaaaaandd.......start your laughterrrr......................now.
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well hav u guys heard any of der otha songs like wait a mnute,i dont need a man and tainted love?

coz der preety gd u no!!!
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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For all those who WATCHED 'celebrity' big brother (a.k.a people in england)......you may have seen a very lovely yet THICK AS **** girl called chantelle....an essex slapper. Well, rumour has it because b.b was all a fix, she got a record label before she went in the house, all part of the deal....

she is about to do a cover....



(come closer)




of a kylie minogue song

aaaaaaaaaaaaandd.......start your laughterrrr......................now.
At least it`s not Jodie Marsh

*shudder*
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i dunno, i'd poke it
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats the most i`ve ever seen her wear before
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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god are her boobs fake? eek! there way to put together.. but she's hot.. if i were a guy i'd poke her too..
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Everythings fake

She`s a nasty publicity seeking skank , just think a low budget Paris Hilton with tits
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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but aside from her drawn on eye brows.. she seem's to actually be pretty.. unlike Paris Hilton which is ugly and people only like her cause she's a media whore.
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I can`t beleive you missed out her weird looking nose

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Old 02-09-2006, 05:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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her eyes and perfect teeth make up for that... so much that her nose doesn't look bad...
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Old 02-09-2006, 05:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You do realise this is a woman who will turn up at a film premiere looking like this .....

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And then complain that the tabloids are only interested in getting a picture from her & have no interest in anything she says.

I think she`s vile & no amount of good looks will change that.
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