Eurovision...an apology.
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4774670.stm

Fellow Mancunian Daz Sampson becomes U.K.s entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, with of all things, a rap entitled 'Teenage Life.'

As a Mancunian, I can only offer my profound apologies to the world of music. :o:

:laughing:
I heard stories before I saw & heard this .
And they were funny enough just by word of mouth.
But, nothing compared. . .
I swear these things get worse every fapping year...
Wouldnt have thought it possible to get worse than last year. . .
*Sigh*

Oh well. Theyre always amusing. :)

Wanna apologise for Northside & Candyflip while you`re at it ;)

Hahaha, man that was funny...All the acts were crap

I honestly believe England's entire randy population of men were watching,
the school uniforms just tipped it.

Nahh we were watching Wigan vs Man Utd

ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly:

Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel )

Jer još trava nije nikla
Tamo gdje je stala moja štikla
Dođi, dođi, hop, hop
Hajde pile moje
Tika taka oko pola tri
Štipnut ćeš me da se ne vidi
Znam ja dobro takve kao ti
Đavoli su tvoji kumovi
Zvrc, zvrc, tražit ćeš moj broj
Kuc, kuc kucaj nekoj drugoj
Sojčice devojčice daj obuci
čarapice
Ojda da, oj da da, oj da da da
Sssss sex
Hop, hop, mrk, mrk
Šic, šic, bježi nekoj drugoj
Cupa, cupa, zumba, zumba
Seno, slama, sir, salama
Cikla nikla, cikla rikla
Afrika paprika
Zlatan prsten tanki brčići....

Translation:

Grass never sprang
Where my heel stood
Come come, hip hop
C’mon my chick
Tick-tock round the clock
You’ll pinch me, no one will see it
I know well those like you
Devils are your godfathers
Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number
Knock-knock … knock to someone else
Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks
Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
Sssss sex
Hip, hop, screw, screw
Shoo, shoo, run to someone else
Skip skip, zoomba zoomba
Hay, straw, cheese, salami
Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked
Africa pepper
Golden ring, slim moustache


*puts on a paper bag*.....i'm no longer croatian....

A sure fire winner if ever I saw one.


Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
That'll clinch it.^

I was slightly dissapointed to see that this was the same in croatian as it is in english because when I read it my reaction was 'now what the f*ck does that translate to?'

Skip Skip zoomba zoomba:rofl:


Stand tall adidasss!!!!!

mrk you!

she had an extremely popular video a year or so ago, the slag taped herself fucking some married dude, the video became the fastest downloading video in the history of the balcans, i believe more than a million people downloaded it, everyone and their grandmother saw it, i saw people who don't know how to turn on the computer with a burned copy ....quite a little phenomenon it was....

is this girl hot?

:D

Is there a link?

I`m assuming this is her?

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artis..._biography.jpg

i sensed that question was coming....i'm not posting the link, but you can type severina video into google....(second link has vivid pictures of it )
edit: you assume correctly

If I watch this i`m not going to get that bitch from the exorcist pop up halfway through am i?

hehehe...i hope that little vid ruined your sex life for ever....

Or her singing that awful song? :yikes:

i do believe her mouth was occupied during the wast majority of that vid....

No different to seeing my ex girlfriend first thing in the morning

ouch...that doesn't do good things for your rep Richard...

Very rarely do I make threads...now I know why.

2 hours and 23 posts...

There's nothing wrong with being hijacked by Crotian pornographers.

meh....it's not even gay porn....*shrugs in lack of interest*

edit: and it's CROATIAN!!!

If ever Adidass wants a new avatar...

http://www.tes.co.uk/upload/2115020/...tainDafydd.jpg

i doon git it....

Others will

bah this bloody contest is fat too corrupt anyways, we never get a vote, and terry wogan will tell you whose gonna win from the start, its nothing to do with talent, i mean all the acts are lacking in that anyway but if they werent it wouldn't matter, its just what country favours what country and the world bloody hates us....

It is definately worth seeing!!!
That girl is a pig!!!

I'd hit it :pimp:
HIGHLY reccommended by the MURDER JUNKIE :thumb:

GO DIE.
I'd gladly disown myself from this country purely because of Little Britain.
There were fecking dolls of it in the shops today :(
You squeezed his stomach and you hear "Im the only gay in the villaaaaaaage"
*shudders*

I am no longer british ¬.¬

What does that mean? (Is it something to do with squealing?)

i see....all is explained now....although, i think i'll kindly decline the offer to put a fat fuck as my avatar.

It means she will do anything. I sent the link to Urban earlier, I believe he will concur :beer:

Great, that'll explain why she entered Eurovision too then! I'll check out the link later, when I return to the the porn-cave.

Haha , Don`t worry i`m sick of that show too

Peep Show is the best comedy on TV by a mile

dear god almighty, i just found out that Severina is going to be performing in the eurovision contest accompanied by a rock band called Let 3. they're from my town, they used to be the best alternative rock group in croatia, then it all went to hell. you'll hear why.

a little info on them, for the past 4 years they are performing completely naked with only little steel cages arround their penises ( like the ones you put on a dog ). their latest album is called "Bombardment of Serbia and Chachak" ( it wasn't well received in Serbia as you can imagine ), some of the songs on the album sport such incredible titles as "The cunts of Rijeka", "Gladly does a Serb go in the army ( cunt )" and "Dick in the forhead". at the latest croatian rock awards, they won the most awards and came on stage ( naked as usual ) accompanied with prints of penises about 2 meters tall. also ( yes this isn't the end ), their latest video involves 4 gypsy teenagers masturbating for the entire leanght of the video ( obviously, it's not being shown on the national tv stations ). they took the shock factor to a whole different level....


if you weren't gonna watch Eurovision, i suggest you turn it on when Croatia comes on, this should be one to remember....if they have the guts to keep it up infront of so many viewers that is....judging by their track record, they won't have any problems with that....

dear god....