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Old 03-07-2006, 01:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Eurovision...an apology.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4774670.stm

Fellow Mancunian Daz Sampson becomes U.K.s entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, with of all things, a rap entitled 'Teenage Life.'

As a Mancunian, I can only offer my profound apologies to the world of music.
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I heard stories before I saw & heard this .
And they were funny enough just by word of mouth.
But, nothing compared. . .
I swear these things get worse every fapping year...
Wouldnt have thought it possible to get worse than last year. . .
*Sigh*

Oh well. Theyre always amusing.
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wanna apologise for Northside & Candyflip while you`re at it
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha, man that was funny...All the acts were crap
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I honestly believe England's entire randy population of men were watching,
the school uniforms just tipped it.
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I honestly believe England's entire randy population of men were watching,
the school uniforms just tipped it.
Nahh we were watching Wigan vs Man Utd
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly:

Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel )

Jer još trava nije nikla
Tamo gdje je stala moja štikla
Dođi, dođi, hop, hop
Hajde pile moje
Tika taka oko pola tri
Štipnut ćeš me da se ne vidi
Znam ja dobro takve kao ti
Đavoli su tvoji kumovi
Zvrc, zvrc, tražit ćeš moj broj
Kuc, kuc kucaj nekoj drugoj
Sojčice devojčice daj obuci
čarapice
Ojda da, oj da da, oj da da da
Sssss sex
Hop, hop, mrk, mrk
Šic, šic, bježi nekoj drugoj
Cupa, cupa, zumba, zumba
Seno, slama, sir, salama
Cikla nikla, cikla rikla
Afrika paprika
Zlatan prsten tanki brčići....

Translation:

Grass never sprang
Where my heel stood
Come come, hip hop
C’mon my chick
Tick-tock round the clock
You’ll pinch me, no one will see it
I know well those like you
Devils are your godfathers
Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number
Knock-knock … knock to someone else
Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks
Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
Sssss sex
Hip, hop, screw, screw
Shoo, shoo, run to someone else
Skip skip, zoomba zoomba
Hay, straw, cheese, salami
Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked
Africa pepper
Golden ring, slim moustache


*puts on a paper bag*.....i'm no longer croatian....
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly:

Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel )



Translation:

Grass never sprang
Where my heel stood
Come come, hip hop
C’mon my chick
Tick-tock round the clock
You’ll pinch me, no one will see it
I know well those like you
Devils are your godfathers
Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number
Knock-knock … knock to someone else
Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks
Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
Sssss sex
Hip, hop, screw, screw
Shoo, shoo, run to someone else
Skip skip, zoomba zoomba
Hay, straw, cheese, salami
Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked
Africa pepper
Golden ring, slim moustache


*puts on a paper bag*.....i'm no longer croatian....
A sure fire winner if ever I saw one.


Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da
That'll clinch it.^
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Sssss sex
I was slightly dissapointed to see that this was the same in croatian as it is in english because when I read it my reaction was 'now what the f*ck does that translate to?'
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Old 03-07-2006, 02:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Skip Skip zoomba zoomba


Stand tall adidasss!!!!!
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