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03-07-2006, 01:04 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Atchin' Akai
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Eurovision...an apology.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4774670.stm
Fellow Mancunian Daz Sampson becomes U.K.s entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, with of all things, a rap entitled 'Teenage Life.' As a Mancunian, I can only offer my profound apologies to the world of music. |
03-07-2006, 01:14 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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I heard stories before I saw & heard this . And they were funny enough just by word of mouth. But, nothing compared. . . I swear these things get worse every fapping year... Wouldnt have thought it possible to get worse than last year. . . *Sigh* Oh well. Theyre always amusing.
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03-07-2006, 01:15 PM | #3 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
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Wanna apologise for Northside & Candyflip while you`re at it
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03-07-2006, 01:19 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
"Your mom?"
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Hahaha, man that was funny...All the acts were crap
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Wieder lieg ich auf der lauerDenn wir spielen unser spiel. Wieder wart ich an der mauer. Wieder steh ich kurz vorm ziel I dont like Prince Phillip because he's a racist.I also dont like the Queen because she's German...so that leaves me in a funny situation Quote:
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03-07-2006, 01:40 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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03-07-2006, 02:51 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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ha!...you people are such amateurs...this is how you embaress yourself properly:
Severina ( the girl who won our competition and will be representing us on teh Eurovision song contests ) - Moja Štikla ( my heel ) Jer još trava nije nikla Tamo gdje je stala moja štikla Dođi, dođi, hop, hop Hajde pile moje Tika taka oko pola tri Štipnut ćeš me da se ne vidi Znam ja dobro takve kao ti Đavoli su tvoji kumovi Zvrc, zvrc, tražit ćeš moj broj Kuc, kuc kucaj nekoj drugoj Sojčice devojčice daj obuci čarapice Ojda da, oj da da, oj da da da Sssss sex Hop, hop, mrk, mrk Šic, šic, bježi nekoj drugoj Cupa, cupa, zumba, zumba Seno, slama, sir, salama Cikla nikla, cikla rikla Afrika paprika Zlatan prsten tanki brčići.... Translation: Grass never sprang Where my heel stood Come come, hip hop C’mon my chick Tick-tock round the clock You’ll pinch me, no one will see it I know well those like you Devils are your godfathers Ring ring, you’ll seek for my number Knock-knock … knock to someone else Sonny girl … c’mon put on the socks Ow da da, ow da da, ow da da da Sssss sex Hip, hop, screw, screw Shoo, shoo, run to someone else Skip skip, zoomba zoomba Hay, straw, cheese, salami Beetroot sprang, beetroot croaked Africa pepper Golden ring, slim moustache *puts on a paper bag*.....i'm no longer croatian....
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03-07-2006, 02:52 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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03-07-2006, 02:53 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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