whoa who let Frownland Jr. up in this bitch

Why they gotta be such ****ty songs though?

I could probably beat an elephant to death if I removed the sticks from your asses.

i will agree that bat used some ****ty examples because those songs do suck and aren't even trashy. i'm talking about that real pop though like hit me with some bubblegum bass or some bangers. i don't want pop songs that are centered around the vocals.

I'd much rather sing along to Ke$ha or Britney too, but those are sort of cultural drunk sing-a-long songs. It's tradition.

If they're playing at a party, whatever. That's not why I go to parties. Group singalong? That's some lame white people **** and you know it.

I have never heard a person sing Love Is A Battlefield, drunk or sober, in my life.

wait wait wait... are there other reasons to go to parties? enlighten me plz

Of course it's lame white people ****. I don't know if nobody ever told you, but you're also a lame white person.

Maybe that's just me and my friend. It should totally be a cultural drunk song though. Perfect for belting out at the top of your lungs when wasted.

Only parties I've been to with non-****ty music are boring ass college parties thrown by people who don't know how to throw parties. Might as well just get drunk with your friends at that point.