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07-31-2006, 05:08 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Like 80's Music???
http://www.kingofbeaver.com/music_videos/
Pretty good stuff Be sure to watch: Treat Your Mother Right - Mr.T (yes,that Mr.T) AWESOME!!! I stumbled upon this by accident, I thought it was a porn site. King Of Beaver, go figure |
08-01-2006, 04:33 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Be sure to check out:
Y Kant Tori Read (Tori Amos's first project) The Sugarcubes (Bjork's first project) Voivod - Astronomy Domine (So much better than Pink Floyd) Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now (just cuz I'm ghey like that) David Hasselhoff - Looking For Freedom (cuz K.I.T.T. was awesome) |
08-01-2006, 05:18 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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haha...i just checked oug http://www.kingofbeaver.com/ and well... I guess I should have known what was there - lol (FYI - it's a Porn site)
seen that Mr. T vid before.. it's GREAT! While on the subject: 1. Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise. 2. Mr. T can walk on water. He can also walk on fire. His preference however, is to walk on fools. 3. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. 4. Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson. 5. When in the presence of Mr.T a magic-8-ball ALWAYS predicts PAIN! 6. Satan sold his soul to Mr. T. 7. Mr T tried to break the speed of light in the A-Team van because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of Jibba Jabba. 8. Mr. T shot J.R 9. When Chuck Norris interrupted Mr. T's breakfast of diesel fuel and shovels, Mr. T stood up and Chuck Norris sh1t himself, knowing a roundhouse kick to the face was useless to Mr. T's pity 10. Mr T does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Mr T goes killing. 11. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Mr T smoked 15! cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. 12. Mr T counted to infinity - twice. 13. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mr T 14. Mr T ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. 15. When Mr T sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, Mr T has not had to pay taxes ever. 16. Mr T can touch MC Hammer. 17. Mr T likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "eat", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". 18. Mr T died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. 19. Mr T doesn't sleep. He waits 20. Mr T has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there 21. President Bush did have an exit strategy for the Iraq war. However, Mr T was too busy that day pityin' fools 22. If Mr T is late, time better slow it's foolin' ass down 23. The last person who looked at Mr. T was Ray Charles. 24. Mr. T can smell some things up to six miles away. 25. The punishment for manslaughter in El Salvador is 35 years of Mr. T's pity without parole 26. Gary Coleman met an early death when Mr. T ate him, mistaking him for a Ho-Ho. 27. Mr. T does not have dinner parties. The one and only dinner party he had he served mohawks of fury and double fists of pain. 28. Mr. T uses e before i as he pleases. 29. On the 0th day, Mr. T created God. Then made God do the rest of the work while Mr. T pitied him. 30. The last time Mr. T and Chuck Norris teamed up, Atlantis sunk. 31. The term "baker's dozen" was created because Mr. T scared the baker so much that he gave him an extra donut. 32. Few people know that "The A-Team" was completely true. The only thing the producers invented was that the A-Team had been in Vietnam. If Mr. T had actually been fighting for the US in Vietnam, Saigon would be the capital of America's fifty-first state right now 33. Mr.T was the pope, twice 34. Mr. T is slated to star in the hit show formerly known as "Everybody Loves Raymond," which was changed to "Everyone Tolerates Raymond" last season and will now become "Mr. T Pities Raymond." 35. Mr. T is very superstitious. Because of this, he tears off the head of any black cat that crosses his path. In fact, he tears off the head of just about any animal that crosses his path. Mr. T can never be too careful. 36. Mr. T once travelled back in time and space, reaching a galaxy far, far away long, long time ago. He pitied the galaxy so hard, that he invented the force. 37. I was going to make a Random Mr. T Fact, but he pitied me into not doing it. 38. Mr. T was born caesarian. Doctors had nothing to do with it. 39. The film "Brokeback Mountain" was originally pitched as an off-beat romance starring Mr. T and Chuck Norris. The sole reason the two legends declined the starring roles is because if Mr. T and Chuck Norris were to kiss, there would be new meaning to the word homosexual...it would mean "obligation" . 40. One night Mr. T took a 10 p.m. train home. He still refuses to give it back. 41. Every fact you are thinking about submitting has already been thought of by Mr. T. 42. Mr. T once punched himself in the face; he won't even tell us what happened. He can't even remember what happened! 43. During the first season of American Gladiators, 24 contestants died while attempting to run the Eliminator. The Eliminator was a cardboard cutout of Mr. T. 44. Knowing that no human being was good enough for him to bring down the red carpet at the premier of Rocky III, Mr. T brought his pet anaconda as a guest instead. At least that's who onlookers thought he brought. It turns out Mr. T decided to go totally alone. What was thought to be an anaconda at the time actually turned out to be the worst wardrobe malfunctions in red carpet history. 45. When asked for his thoughts on vegetarians, Mr. T said: "If god didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Fool." 46. Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. 47. Mr. T heard the saying, "You can't spit on Superman's cape." He decided to try it, but Superman told him the cape was still in the wash from the day before when Mr. T wiped his ass with it. 48. When Mr.T kills someone, he eats their soul first. 49. Mr. T once entered a Hot Dog eating contest. He ate a record 93 hot dogs, a 72 oz. steak, two pedestrians, a streetlamp, and a judge who called him "that guy from the A-Team". 50. After Jesus turned water into wine, Mr. T turned that wine into blood and disappeared in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke settled all that remained was a giant wooden "T" and Jesus knew he was in trouble. 51. Mr. T can break a man's jaw by yelling at him. 52. Mr. T "lost" a few of his chains. Police reports say they were found on Notorious B.I.G. Needless to say, Mr. T got them back. |
08-01-2006, 12:26 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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08-01-2006, 04:18 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Ain`t they French Canadian?
I didn`t think that counted
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Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave. |
08-01-2006, 08:45 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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I LOVE 80s videos. This is such a good site. And that Mr. T thing is brilliant.
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So here's to living life miserable.
And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle. |
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