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Old 10-09-2008, 03:34 PM   #1191 (permalink)
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I hear a whole internet chat room full of Dream Theatre fans foaming at the mouth even now.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:47 PM   #1192 (permalink)
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I never mentioned any bands
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:50 PM   #1193 (permalink)
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I just took a casual stab in the dark....
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:52 PM   #1194 (permalink)
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I bet this is the bit where people just assume the obvious and bitch about me including something without actually reading my reasons for including it.

It's a growing theme in this thread.
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Old 10-09-2008, 03:57 PM   #1195 (permalink)
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I bet this is the bit where people just assume the obvious and bitch about me including something without actually reading my reasons for including it.

It's a growing theme in this thread.
No I agree entirely. As you know, I like my prog but only if it does'nt descend into wankathons. Same goes for heavy schizz and the absurd soloing that ruins many good songs. Maybe if I played guitar I would appreciate it more...but I doubt it.
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:43 PM   #1196 (permalink)
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you just shattered many dreams... including mine
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:43 PM   #1197 (permalink)
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13 : The Saddest Sentence In Music

You want to know what it is?

You sure?

Here it comes

" I don't really like ***Insert Band Here*** but you can't deny their talent and how good they are technically "


Fuck that

Yes I can

The whole point of releasing music is to get people to listen to it. You notice there I said 'release' as opposed to 'make'. If every song you release is just a vehicle to show off your instrument noodling then do I fuck need to give you any credit for that. Doing that in my eyes makes you well practised , not talented.

Talent requires putting that aural masturbation you have endlessly practised into a piece of art where it can be appreciated. What's the point in having impressive solos if everything else surrounding it is a total crock of shit full of cliche after cliche?
If your writing songs with generic song titles and lyrics with absolutely nothing of interest to say about anything , and then putting 10 minutes of guitar wanking in the middle of it it's probably fair to say that maybe you should put the guitar down and try practising something else. Going out & getting some life experience would be a help rather than shutting yourself away endlessly practising your technique would be a start.

If you want to make shit like this keep it in your bedroom and don't expect me to be impressed.
this should have been #1, and i don't even know what #1 is yet
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:03 PM   #1198 (permalink)
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12 : Rubbish Compilation Albums That Seem To Clog Up Every Chain Store So they Don't Have to Bother Stocking Proper Albums

Sorry , forgive me here but what would someone who bases their taste in music on a fucking TV advert for yoghurt know about having a life?

Same goes for this


So what criteria makes an album good for fucking BBQ's?
At what point does someone come up with a list of songs and think 'Right , well I have Gorillaz , Crazy Frog and Show me the way to fucking Amarillo. All I need is a theme to connect them'

And somehow we end up with BBQs ????? HUH !!???!!!????
I thought badly cooked food & beer made a BBQ anyway.

And as for these



I'm not even going to go there.

And have you ever wondered what the best Prog Rock album in the world is?

Pink Floyd?
Genesis?
Yes?
King Crimson?

Nope apparently it's this...

On no account click this link Boo Boo , It might cause heart failure
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Old 10-09-2008, 08:08 PM   #1199 (permalink)
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^such pointlessness in random themes
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:05 PM   #1200 (permalink)
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Oh god I just read this whole thread.

When this list is done, sticky it, and delete all the posts not by Urban. There are more pages than posts from his list.

Also wtf mate, I like Band on The Run.
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