Lyrics that annoy you (ambient, dance, hip-hop, pop, rock)

15Steps · 08-30-2008, 07:11 PM

I intentionally wrote it out
to be an illegible mess

the opening lyrics to death cabs "information travels faster".

love the song, its great, but that line is quite annoying the way he delivers it.

Ace · 08-30-2008, 08:02 PM

Seriously? He needs to break him over the head with his guitar then.

Hetfield = lyrics
Kirk = lead guitar

Keep it that way =|

15Steps · 08-30-2008, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace

Seriously? He needs to break him over the head with his guitar then.

Hetfield = lyrics
Kirk = lead guitar

Keep it that way =|

hetfield - unemployed
kirk - unemployed

keep it that way

MysteryWhiteBoy · 08-30-2008, 09:26 PM

King-kong, king- king- king-king-kong, king- king-kong, king- king- king-king-kong, king-kong, king- king- king-king-kong, king- king-kong, king- king- king-king-kong.

"King-kong," TyRell

FireInCairo · 08-30-2008, 10:52 PM

anything by flo rida

boo boo · 08-30-2008, 11:16 PM

Though I can usually forgive the downright awfulness of ELP lyrics (still a fan of em) this one really bugs me.

The Only Way

People has stirred moved by the word.
Kneel at the shrine, deceived by the wine.
How was the earth conceived? Infinite space.
Is there such a place? You must believe in the human race.

Can you believe, God makes you breathe.
Why did he lose six million Jews.

Touched by the wings, fears angel brings
Sad winter storm, grey autumn dawn
Who looks on life itself, who lights your way?
Only you can say. How can you just obey?
His the only way.

Don't heed the word, now that you've heard.
Don't be afraid: man is man made.
And when the our comes, don't turn the away.
Face the light of day. And do it your away.
His the only way.

What the f*ck is that bullsh*t? Why did God lose six million Jews? Are you kidding me?

You must believe in the human race? Man is man made? All I can say is thank god they eventually got Peter Sinfield to contribute lyrics, at least his lyrics seemed to have a self awareness of how ridiculous they were, Lake's were just f*cking horrible.

~~The Unfan~~ · 08-30-2008, 11:21 PM

Pretty Fly For A White Guy by Offspring is pretty dumb, but the one line that really bugs me is "But in his own mind he's the dopest trip."

boo boo · 08-30-2008, 11:39 PM

I'm sure the lyrics to Love Beach are even worse, but I don't want to revisit that.

Ambient · 08-30-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz "Get Low"

[Chorus]
3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she **** that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50 11 times now can I play with yo
Panty line the club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a mother****er threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mean she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don't disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this b i itch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo
ass where you at

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit it

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I'm drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain't bout 50
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm out bitch I ain't even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
a little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass dirty dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drop down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya'll twerking a little bit ladies
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya'll to do this **** like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 2x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)
To all skeet skeet mother****er (mother****er!) all skeet skeet got dam (Got
dam)

AND!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulja Boy "Crank Dat"

(Yoooouuuu!)
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Hey I got a new dance fo you all called the soulja boy
(Yoooouuuu!)
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm ****ing On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cause
"I Got Me some Bathing Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'

Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly

[Chorus x2]

I'm To Clean Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank And
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Roosevelt
Then Super soak That Hoe,
Super Soak That Hoe [x9]
I'm to Fresh Off In This Bitch
Watch Me Show
Now Watch Me Gig
Watch Me Crank My Shoulder Work
And Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman That Bitch,
Superman that Bitch
(Awwwwwww) (You)

I HATE kids at my school. The above lyrics explain why. And so many ask why hip-hop is dead. When a genre of music starts making songs about fapping, it's doomed.

boo boo · 08-30-2008, 11:45 PM

C'mon, fapping can make a great song subject when done right.

See: Orgasm Addict by The Buzzc*cks

08-30-2008, 07:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
15Steps The Passenger Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bucketheadland Posts: 583	I intentionally wrote it out to be an illegible mess the opening lyrics to death cabs "information travels faster". love the song, its great, but that line is quite annoying the way he delivers it. __________________

08-30-2008, 10:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	anything by flo rida __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

08-30-2008, 09:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
MysteryWhiteBoy Groupie Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 9	King-kong, king- king- king-king-kong, king- king-kong, king- king- king-king-kong, king-kong, king- king- king-king-kong, king- king-kong, king- king- king-king-kong. "King-kong," TyRell

08-30-2008, 11:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
~~The Unfan~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Methville Posts: 2,116	Pretty Fly For A White Guy by Offspring is pretty dumb, but the one line that really bugs me is "But in his own mind he's the dopest trip."