what does this Brent DiCrescenzo guy take when writing his reviews?
I read the kid a one after this and he was rambling on and I could only understand every other word lol

That must have been some acid trip.

That was friggen appalling.

I have to say though, it sparked my interest.

That was worse than actually listening to the album.

The Sunn O))) White1 review is alot worse.

I thought it was hilarious. It seemed pretty obviously meant to be over-the-top, not serious writing (and yes, I'm familiar with both Pitchfork's reviews and DiCrescenzo's writing). I didn't read every word (even for something meant to be crazily elaborate, it was far too long) but the concept was absurd and funny.

"Now we make music."

My entry for most pretentious/pompous music review ever:

William Mann essay

pitchfork represent everything I hate. that was just depressing