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Old 09-27-2008, 03:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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what does this Brent DiCrescenzo guy take when writing his reviews?
I read the kid a one after this and he was rambling on and I could only understand every other word lol
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That must have been some acid trip.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That was friggen appalling.
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:52 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I have to say though, it sparked my interest.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That was worse than actually listening to the album.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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The Sunn O))) White1 review is alot worse.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I thought it was hilarious. It seemed pretty obviously meant to be over-the-top, not serious writing (and yes, I'm familiar with both Pitchfork's reviews and DiCrescenzo's writing). I didn't read every word (even for something meant to be crazily elaborate, it was far too long) but the concept was absurd and funny.

"Now we make music."
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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My entry for most pretentious/pompous music review ever:

William Mann essay
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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pitchfork represent everything I hate. that was just depressing
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