5 most completely absurd black metal costumes of all time

Alfred · 10-11-2008, 03:34 PM

I just thought of "the Joker joins a black metal band" for that Mayhem pic.

tdoc210 · 10-12-2008, 10:32 AM

.... where are the last 2

~~Farfisa~~ · 10-12-2008, 12:04 PM

My eyes they is bleedin' =[.

Kevorkian Logic · 10-12-2008, 12:32 PM

2. Dani Filth

Him being number 2 might be a little personal, he just reminds me of that *** guy in a mesh shirt who was the dancer at my friends bamitzah. Metal costumes are supposed to be intimating and scary, not meat district hooker looking. Anyhow I was more wondering about the thing on his lips, is it supposed to be herpes? What the **** does herpes have to do with black metal?

1. Vrangsinn’s Ass (Carpathian Forest)
This costume is either brilliant or the worst idea ever. Brilliant in the fact that as soon as this person walks out everyone would leave and they wouldn't have to preform and it is instant money in their pocket without work. Terrible in the way that whoever thought about this costume is a very, very sick **** or has one weird ass fetish.

FaSho · 10-12-2008, 01:03 PM

holy **** that is insane!

FireInCairo · 10-13-2008, 03:55 AM

What is that>>>?????????

FaSho · 10-16-2008, 07:18 PM

shame shame shame

lucifer_sam · 10-16-2008, 07:19 PM

Link to the original:

Music Review of (THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME only at RuthlessReviews.Com

Kevorkian Logic · 10-16-2008, 09:07 PM

yeah, I like my commentary and order better though. But i'm a egocentric bitch.

lucifer_sam · 10-16-2008, 11:41 PM

The actual list really wasn't that funny, just a bunch of mysoginistic crap.

10-11-2008, 03:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	I just thought of "the Joker joins a black metal band" for that Mayhem pic. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

10-12-2008, 10:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	.... where are the last 2 __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

10-12-2008, 12:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	2. Dani Filth Him being number 2 might be a little personal, he just reminds me of that * guy in a mesh shirt who was the dancer at my friends bamitzah. Metal costumes are supposed to be intimating and scary, not meat district hooker looking. Anyhow I was more wondering about the thing on his lips, is it supposed to be herpes? What the does herpes have to do with black metal? 1. Vrangsinn’s Ass (Carpathian Forest) This costume is either brilliant or the worst idea ever. Brilliant in the fact that as soon as this person walks out everyone would leave and they wouldn't have to preform and it is instant money in their pocket without work. Terrible in the way that whoever thought about this costume is a very, very sick ** or has one weird ass fetish. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

10-13-2008, 03:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
FireInCairo Later on... Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne Posts: 1,235	What is that>>>????????? __________________ O G MUDBONE: Only You can prevent forest fires.

10-16-2008, 07:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	Link to the original: Music Review of (THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME only at RuthlessReviews.Com __________________ first.am

10-12-2008, 12:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	My eyes they is bleedin' =[.

10-16-2008, 09:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	yeah, I like my commentary and order better though. But i'm a egocentric bitch. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

10-16-2008, 11:41 PM	#20 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	The actual list really wasn't that funny, just a bunch of mysoginistic crap. __________________ first.am