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Old 11-23-2008, 06:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I wanna share my horrified fascination with you guys. Let's post some horrible music videos.

I dare you to find something even worse than this video here. Vaginal fistula is cooler than this. I think it's the absolute worst music video I've ever seen in my entire life. The female singer looks like a cross between Art Garfunkel and a bean bag. A cat passing a kidneystone would sound more charming. I'm so puzzled by the mere fact something like this exists - and it doesn't seem to be a joke either.

I give you - Jan Terri's "Losing you".

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Old 11-23-2008, 09:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I could swear there's a thread like this already, but I'm probably wrong.

All the same, that is pretty damn awful.
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Old 11-23-2008, 09:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wanna see her live show.
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Everyone's seen this piece of cheese:




But what isn't as well known are the rehearsals:




Yikes! Still, seing that "Losing You" video makes me think the DITD tapes aren't so bad...but then I remember this one:



::Cries::
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Damn, only the last of those videos is working for me. That **** is whack! The boss having some kind of semi-controlled epileptic attack is still no match for JT though.
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I didn't thnik it was that bad...
The song that is, the vid was pretty terrible

not nearly as bad as this anyway(also by Jan Terri):
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What the ****?! What the hell is wrong with the world?

In the first one, I thought she looked like a cross between Art Garfunkel and a bean-bag. She's driven around in a limo like some kind of pimp in a ****ing black leather suit and then she hangs out with her awesome biker boyfriend.

In this one, she looks like a human potato wrapped up in tin-foil. What the **** is going on here?

Which one is worse? I don't know. I think I'm getting a "losing you" earwig. Who the hell is Jan Terri anyways?!

JT, if you read this, what did we ever do to you? WHYYY?!


.. "JT Records". Oh God, she's a rich, fat chick with her own record company. She's got a contract with herself!!

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AAAaaaaaaarrrhhhggg!!11!

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Old 11-24-2008, 02:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Now that I read the Jan Terri entry on Wikipedia, the shots of her in the limo from the first video are so much funnier:

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By 1992, Terri was working as a limo driver when she planned to return to making music. She recorded a collection of songs, and eventually had several music videos filmed to help promote them. Still working as a limousine driver, Terri would give copies of the videos to her clients in an attempt to drum up interest in her fledgling singing career.
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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OH NOES! Jan Terri plays the guitar better than me!




There's tons of videos with her, arrhhgg!!
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I honestly kind of liked the first to...the third one's just intolerable.
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