Made-Up Albums that Changed the World (beatles, quote)

Roygbiv · 11-26-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Cuz London is a Shithole?

Haha! Dude, sorry : P
Is it really that bad there?

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

LOL. Maybe he continues making Canadian province albums while in the nursing home and dies immediately following completion of his shortest recording to date: The P.E.I. EP.

That's ****in' genius.

**Janszoon** · 11-26-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Roygbiv

In this alternate reality, Sufjan Stevens finishes all states in the United States and decides to record an album inspired by Ontario, Canada. However, the album itself is very brief, for Stevens has aged significantly.

Sufjan Stevens : ONTARIO The "Beautiful Water" Province and Closest Neighbor [Asthmatic Kitty; 2031]

1 - Through LAKE SUPERIOR; through Huron, Erie, Ontario, and the Saint Lawrence River.
2 - In a strange haze, an IROQUOI tells me to save Nunavut
3 - THE GREAT TRAGEDY. Convinced, I will laugh until all the tears dry from my cheeks and Uncle Buck comes to me in my dreams.
4 - HIGHWAY 401 and how it reminds me of everything I've ever loved and dreaded.
5 - After cottage country we'll meet our friends in the great northern city.
5 - TORONTO and its greater areas
6 - Loyal she began, loyal she remains
7 - Two hours later we're in PETERBOROUGH singing a song that reminds us of the Barenaked Ladies
8 - A song for the trillium
9 - The CN TOWER, heights from which I mock the world
10 - A brief interlude for the Natives of the assimilation
11 - Keep the organ player, he has the right idea
12 - The GREAT IMMIGRATION
13 - LONDON brings a tear to my eye, not for any particular reason, at least none that I can describe
14 - MUSKOKA and it's great, expansive territory
15 - The FINAL SONG, sung underneath the bridge of the hamlet, in Dorset
16 - One more time, a few shout outs and woo-hoos!

LOL. Maybe he continues making Canadian province albums while in the nursing home and dies immediately following completion of his shortest recording to date: The P.E.I. EP.

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-26-2008, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Roygbiv

Haha! Dude, sorry : P
Is it really that bad there?

It is now, almost everybody in manufacturing is out of a job. There are a lot of For Sale signs popping up and the crime rate is rising pretty rapidly

Roygbiv · 11-26-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

It is now, almost everybody in manufacturing is out of a job. There are a lot of For Sale signs popping up and the crime rate is rising pretty rapidly

****, wtf happened? Recession?

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-26-2008, 11:34 AM

Yup, there are a lot of factories here and almost all of them are moving off shore

Veronica Lodge · 11-26-2008, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Roygbiv

In this alternate reality, Sufjan Stevens finishes all states in the United States and decides to record an album inspired by Ontario, Canada. However, the album itself is very brief, for Stevens has aged significantly.

Sufjan Stevens : ONTARIO The "Beautiful Water" Province and Closest Neighbor [Asthmatic Kitty; 2031]

1 - Through LAKE SUPERIOR; through Huron, Erie, Ontario, and the Saint Lawrence River.
2 - In a strange haze, an IROQUOI tells me to save Nunavut
3 - THE GREAT TRAGEDY. Convinced, I will laugh until all the tears dry from my cheeks and Uncle Buck comes to me in my dreams.
4 - HIGHWAY 401 and how it reminds me of everything I've ever loved and dreaded.
5 - After cottage country we'll meet our friends in the great northern city.
5 - TORONTO and its greater areas
6 - Loyal she began, loyal she remains
7 - Two hours later we're in PETERBOROUGH singing a song that reminds us of the Barenaked Ladies
8 - A song for the trillium
9 - The CN TOWER, heights from which I mock the world
10 - A brief interlude for the Natives of the assimilation
11 - Keep the organ player, he has the right idea
12 - The GREAT IMMIGRATION
13 - LONDON brings a tear to my eye, not for any particular reason, at least none that I can describe
14 - MUSKOKA and it's great, expansive territory
15 - The FINAL SONG, sung underneath the bridge of the hamlet, in Dorset
16 - One more time, a few shout outs and woo-hoos!

I actually wish this existed.

P.S. London ISN'T that bad. Unless you live in or around the Flemming area. Then someone will kick your cat, pistol whip you, and smash a bottle in your face (all occuring in one week, when I lived there.)

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-26-2008, 12:07 PM

So the Welcome Wagon dropped by?

Veronica Lodge · 11-26-2008, 12:08 PM

Ha! Zing.

Alfred · 11-26-2008, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Cuz London is a Shithole?

Holy crap, you're from London?

I went there recently to see Bob Dylan.

jackhammer · 11-26-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

It is now, almost everybody in manufacturing is out of a job. There are a lot of For Sale signs popping up and the crime rate is rising pretty rapidly

Sounds like the REAL London lol

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