Review An Album In An Unhelpful Way (singer, punk, rock)

Velleri24 · 03-19-2009, 02:39 PM

Leonard Cohen—"I'm Your Man"
Mr. Cohen's suit is from Gieves & Hawkes and is available for purchase through an exclusive arrangement with Harrods. His Gucci sunglasses are inspired by those worn by the protagonist in the 1968 cult film Il Pene Del Monstro. His tee-shirt is by Hanes and was discovered at the Wal-Mart boutique in north suburban Montreal. The banana is by Chiquita.[/QUOTE]

Nice!

Eureka · 03-19-2009, 02:42 PM

hmm..

Piss Me Off · 03-19-2009, 03:00 PM

They gave it away for free you know. How cool is that? What awesome guys. 10/10. Fuck the industry!

Rage Against the Machine · 03-19-2009, 04:59 PM

Umm wtf this Sigur guy sounds like a girl and there are men's asses on the cover. and wtf why is this music so slow and the guitar doesn't use distortion wtf. and wtf is with that album name it sounds like they let a monkey bang on a keyboard and used it as a title roflmao. Led Zeppilin could own this shit any day of the week cuz he's not gay and from Sweden or wherever these fags are from. 0/10

khfreek · 03-19-2009, 05:05 PM

This album's all about freaking political bull**** that I could really care less about. I don't know what the black guy's so mad about anyway, Obama's our president, w00t!

Also, that cover is SO Photoshopped.

Mojo · 03-19-2009, 05:14 PM

Clearly. See how theres all that fire to the right hand side going banana's and yet the left side of his head remains unscathed?

LIES!

lucifer_sam · 03-19-2009, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by khfreek

This album's all about freaking political bull**** that I could really care less about.

I thought these reviews were supposed to be unhelpful?

gunnels · 03-19-2009, 10:24 PM

Fact: This is the single best album ever recorded. Fact: This album invented metal. Fact: Lars is the best drummer ever. I listen to this and cry afterwards as music today is ****e. I also get menstruated when I think about how hard these bitches sold out. Nothing can top this.
Orion=God.

dac · 03-19-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rage Against the Machine

Umm wtf this Sigur guy sounds like a girl and there are men's asses on the cover. and wtf why is this music so slow and the guitar doesn't use distortion wtf. and wtf is with that album name it sounds like they let a monkey bang on a keyboard and used it as a title roflmao. Led Zeppilin could own this shit any day of the week cuz he's not gay and from Sweden or wherever these fags are from. 0/10

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Originally Posted by gunnels

Fact: This is the single best album ever recorded. Fact: This album invented metal. Fact: Lars is the best drummer ever. I listen to this and cry afterwards as music today is ****e. I also get menstruated when I think about how hard these bitches sold out. Nothing can top this.
Orion=God.

mr dave · 03-20-2009, 02:47 AM

Fantomas - Suspended Animation

bugs bunny bum rushing a baboon with a leaf blower.

03-19-2009, 03:00 PM	#33 (permalink)
Piss Me Off Moodswings n' Roundabouts Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: At the corner of Dude and Catastrophe Posts: 4,512	They gave it away for free you know. How cool is that? What awesome guys. 10/10. Fuck the industry! __________________ Last FM Rate Yr Music Muxtape

03-19-2009, 04:59 PM	#34 (permalink)
Rage Against the Machine Jewish Cowboy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Franklin, TN Posts: 632	Umm wtf this Sigur guy sounds like a girl and there are men's asses on the cover. and wtf why is this music so slow and the guitar doesn't use distortion wtf. and wtf is with that album name it sounds like they let a monkey bang on a keyboard and used it as a title roflmao. Led Zeppilin could own this shit any day of the week cuz he's not gay and from Sweden or wherever these fags are from. 0/10 __________________

03-19-2009, 05:05 PM	#35 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	This album's all about freaking political bull**** that I could really care less about. I don't know what the black guy's so mad about anyway, Obama's our president, w00t! Also, that cover is SO Photoshopped. __________________ last.fm

03-19-2009, 05:14 PM	#36 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Clearly. See how theres all that fire to the right hand side going banana's and yet the left side of his head remains unscathed? LIES! __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

03-19-2009, 02:39 PM	#31 (permalink)
Velleri24 Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 2	Leonard Cohen—"I'm Your Man" Mr. Cohen's suit is from Gieves & Hawkes and is available for purchase through an exclusive arrangement with Harrods. His Gucci sunglasses are inspired by those worn by the protagonist in the 1968 cult film Il Pene Del Monstro. His tee-shirt is by Hanes and was discovered at the Wal-Mart boutique in north suburban Montreal. The banana is by Chiquita.[/QUOTE] Nice!

03-19-2009, 02:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
Eureka Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 14	hmm..