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Old 09-09-2016, 10:49 AM   #971 (permalink)
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That song's not really as heavy as most of Blackout.



Unbreaklable was a pretty lame album anyway.
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Old 09-09-2016, 12:23 PM   #972 (permalink)
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Unbreaklable was a pretty lame album anyway.
I was just trying to find something where the title would work as a sarcastic commentary on Batlord posting the John Cleese pic, but where Batlord would also probably hate the tune.
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Old 09-09-2016, 12:28 PM   #973 (permalink)
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So, total success.
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Old 09-09-2016, 04:14 PM   #974 (permalink)
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I was just trying to find something where the title would work as a sarcastic commentary on Batlord posting the John Cleese pic, but where Batlord would also probably hate the tune.
When it comes to me hating Scorpions songs it's like getting a tank to shoot a toddler in the head. You could pick just about any caliber of weapon and it would be effective.
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Old 09-09-2016, 04:53 PM   #975 (permalink)
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You poor poor little bitch you...
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No. If I wanted to listen to music that's supposed to be badass, but has been polished to a sheen that would impress a traditional British butler, with anything even slightly dangerous chopped off like Lorena Bobbitt, I'd listen to the Scorpions.

... Oh wait.
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You heard it here, folks. Dynamite isn't a badass song.
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I don't even remember a single Scorpions song right now. It's like with KISS and Monster Magnet: I feel like they're reasonably big, well known bands, but I don't think I ever heard much of their music, somehow. I just know the Scorpions album covers. I like this one, despite how cheesy it might be:
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Scorpions albums are known for getting censored. It was a running theme for them during the late 70's to mid 80's.
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You heard it here, folks. Dynamite isn't a badass song.
*sigh*

*listens to the ****ing song*

No, **** that song. It sucks donkey balls. You could have at least posted the title track. Then I would have had to concentrate on Klaus Meine being a boring singer.

Speaking of Scorpions album covers, I'd post Virgin Killer but I'd probably get put on a list.
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