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Janszoon 05-13-2009 08:43 AM

Worst album covers
 
I looked around and I don't think we have a thread specifically for posting the worst album covers you can think of. Clearly we need one because just yesterday I was reminded of one of the worst album covers I've ever seen. I mean honestly who looks at something like this and says "Yes! This is exactly what I want to be the public face of my new album!"?

Piss Me Off 05-13-2009 08:47 AM

http://ronslog.typepad.com/ronslog/images/album4b.jpg

Obligatory.

Roygbiv 05-13-2009 08:47 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LsgOdPGGzJ...320/terror.jpg

Just awful.

Janszoon 05-13-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roygbiv (Post 658027)

I've never seen that one before. Wow. Just wow.

boo boo 05-13-2009 08:51 AM

I'm pretty sure we had one at some point.

IMO the band with the worst album covers ever is Birth Control. They're just plain disgusting.

Janszoon 05-13-2009 08:51 AM

Continuing to pick on hip-hop:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-L0Y3bgwpI...vazandadon.jpg

Janszoon 05-13-2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 658030)
I'm pretty sure we had one at some point.

I did a search and didn't find one.

boo boo 05-13-2009 09:01 AM

Well anywho.

Nothing sums up the state of prog in the late 70s better than the horrifying picture I'm about to show you.

The coming of the 80s was a time when every prog band had to reinvent themselves. Some like Yes and Genesis were successful at making the pop crossover... others were not so fortunate.

http://image.maniadb.com/images/albu...113458_f_1.jpg

Janszoon 05-13-2009 09:04 AM

How long were they stranded on that island before they were rescued?

boo boo 05-13-2009 09:11 AM

Beats me.

It's sad to think that album actually went gold. :laughing:

And Keith Emerson. Is there a picture anywhere of that guy NOT looking like a registered sex offender?

http://www.nndb.com/people/436/00004...on-2-sized.jpg

Probably not.

Janszoon 05-13-2009 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 658051)
Beats me.

It's sad to think that album actually went gold. :laughing:

And Keith Emerson. Is there a picture anywhere of that guy NOT looking like a registered sex offender?

http://www.nndb.com/people/436/00004...on-2-sized.jpg

Probably not.

Nice :laughing:

He reminds me of Dave Coulier in that shot.

http://www.viruete.com/articulos/200...oey/joey_2.jpg

LoathsomePete 05-13-2009 09:55 AM

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/albu...b890/17185.jpg

Ugly album cover, but amazing album.

Janszoon 05-13-2009 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect (Post 658072)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/albu...b890/17185.jpg

Ugly album cover, but amazing album.

The link isn't working.

coryallen2 05-13-2009 10:05 AM

http://guenec.files.wordpress.com/20...ectacular3.jpg


Might just be me but I don't really like to look at pubes on a cd cover.... Example A the man in red shorts

LoathsomePete 05-13-2009 10:19 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Blah stupid technology

coryallen2 05-13-2009 10:20 AM

Copy and paste my friend.

sidewinder 05-13-2009 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 658031)
Continuing to pick on hip-hop:

You could go on forever in that department. :D Bling!

Anteater 05-13-2009 10:47 AM

[edited for content]

Janszoon 05-13-2009 10:49 AM

Stop, you're turning me on.

coryallen2 05-13-2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 658129)
Stop, you're turning me on.


:clap: Congragulations you have just creeped me out.

sidewinder 05-13-2009 01:51 PM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...bL._SS500_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...LL._SS500_.jpg

Antonio 05-13-2009 02:42 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kr4PnV6iSF.../s400/Capa.jpg
i honestly think this cover is just gawdy






oh, and this
https://cdn.indiemerch.com/i/c/0/c08e02e897.jpg

LOOK AT IT

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clockworkmice 05-13-2009 03:06 PM

In the Court of the Crimson King:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cMKwI6j-al...mson+King.jpeg

Great album, horrible cover.

khfreek 05-13-2009 03:10 PM

^wrong

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/8692-saul-williams.jpg

sidewinder 05-13-2009 03:52 PM

^ speaking of wrong :D

khfreek 05-13-2009 04:03 PM

It's just so bland... making an album cover look dirty and affected doesn't do anything for me.

Janszoon 05-13-2009 04:21 PM

God, that Depeche Mode is awful. What the hell were they thinking?

And the the really terrible thing about the New Pornographers one is that it had some potential but wound up sucking. I mean I actually like the illustration but everything else: yuck.

thisWARisours 05-13-2009 04:28 PM

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57...ors_downcv.png

Seriously that has ZERO creativity.

http://www.scenepointblank.com/reviews/covers/01147.jpg

This had potential...but the text and designs are just slapped on horribly.

adidasss 05-13-2009 04:28 PM

http://stereogum.com/img/album_cover...e_bachelor.jpg

It was probably intentionally trashy but it's still awful to look at...:\

Janszoon 05-13-2009 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 658412)
http://stereogum.com/img/album_cover...e_bachelor.jpg

It was probably intentionally trashy but it's still awful to look at...:\

:rofl:

Rage Against the Machine 05-13-2009 04:31 PM

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...hangsFront.jpg
oops, I thought you said best album covers.

Antonio 05-13-2009 04:33 PM

nah, you got it

Janszoon 05-13-2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rage Against the Machine (Post 658416)
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...hangsFront.jpg
oops, I thought you said best album covers.

That's kwality with a capital K right there.

boo boo 05-14-2009 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clockworkmice (Post 658339)
In the Court of the Crimson King:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cMKwI6j-al...mson+King.jpeg

Great album, horrible cover.

Oh HELL no.

That's an awesome cover.

Anteater 05-14-2009 07:00 AM

http://www.progarchives.com/progress...1617102008.jpg

I feel sorry for people who actually followed the instructions on the cover. :rofl:

Antonio 05-14-2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 658845)
Oh HELL no.

That's an awesome cover.

it's meh at best, seriously

Guybrush 05-14-2009 10:16 AM

I love the in the court of the crimson king cover.

This one is pretty good

http://neilperkin.typepad.com/only_d...um_covers1.jpg

sidewinder 05-14-2009 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 658854)
I feel sorry for people who actually followed the instructions on the cover. :rofl:

Lol...I've never seen that one. But Gentle Giant has a few other embarrassing covers. We could have a whole separate thread on bad prog covers. :laughing:

Urban Hat€monger ? 05-14-2009 11:12 AM

There's no point me uploading this to photobucket they'll just take it off again.

someonecompletelyrandom 05-14-2009 11:32 AM

^There goes my lunch.

http://image.vmixcore.com/66/2468/25...a4df7c4ee2.jpg

This one makes me laugh every time.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_44pweBNEgt...m-covers-8.jpg


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