Funniest songs you have ever heard?
 

Heres a few of mines:


The thing that makes this so funny for me is I always have this tendancy, when listening to a song for the first time, to always predict in my mind what the next lyric will be.

Ok i know it's by the Bloodhound Gang, but a song made up of Ralph Wiggum quotes just has to be genius

Everything this man does is funny, he was a riot to see live back in November.

haha, The Simpsons is classic, I havent watched it a long time though.
I love all the old episodes especially that famous one with Santas little helper lol.
As for The Bloodhound Gang, I must have listened to that 'The Bad Touch' about 2 million times when it first came out (whatever age I was then).

haha, wtf you seen him live? That would be a strange experience, was he supporting a band or something lol.
'I dont have feelings, because feelings are ***'.

Nope, he does a lot of acoustic stuff too, but he branches off into other things, such as misogynistic hip hop as illustrated with the last video.







The performance I saw him give was his second ever, and his first live one in Canada, it was pretty amazing. The best part was some of the peoples reactions who didn't know who he was or what his material was like.

Green Day's American Idiot. I was laughing my bollocks off for days.

I swear to god, this chick is the next Captain Beefheart.

Adult Swim Video
I Sit Down When I Pee- Tim & Eric

Really? The first time I heard that song, I just thought it was really sh1t and have hated it ever since.

Hey! I used to see that AdultSwim programme all the time on the tv at about midnight just before I used to go to bed (I used to work early shifts) but never actually watched it & still havent. That link didnt seem to work, what is it anyway, I heard its some kind of cartoon.
I bet you you could play the first video on radio and people wouldnt even notice lol.

I pished myself at the Santa Claus one & also the 'high as ****' one.

Cheers man! By the way what is the guys name again?

EDIT: Really? So people went there expecting proper music and got hit with this? lol classic. They should do it at Westlife concerts just to piss the sad fans off.
Also it scares me how these groups such as Take That & co actually sell out stadiums. Also when they broke up the first time, people were actually commiting suicide and shiit.

:banghead:
Its not on youtube and I cant get the link to work, so I'll just play it cool and add a Flight of the Conchords song.

lol surprised its not on youtube as it used to be on the tele like every night of the week from about midnight onwards.
That was pretty funny, especially the muesli bit lol.

Seconded :D

A couple of mine here;


^ Apparently the lyrics were written entirely in palindromes. Must have taken up more than the odd night in.


^ Funny if you're English and still bitter about Euro 2008 like I am.

The album version is better but this is my pick for the sheer amount of namedropping.

The Streets - He's Behind You Hes Got Swine Flu!

probably the hiphopopotomaus vs. the rhymnasourous by flight of the conchords

Not intentionally funny but so godawful that it makes me laugh. Pay special attention to the lyrics, they almost sound like a parody but hilariously enough they aren't:

That is cringe-worthy.

He did not really sing "when it's y'all time o' the month" did he? And what is up with people spelling **** in their songs now? Terrible!!!

Haha, that "time of the month" line is definitely the worst of the worst. I feel sort of embarrassed for him when I hear it. E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-E-D.

Hahaha, this is fantastic! I love the "Sometimes I think that we're the reason that you be smokin' them cigarettes"
Beautiful.

That whole verse is a comedy goldmine. I love that he follows that up with "sometimes I think that we're the reason ya'll be snapping off on your kids and having fits" and then launches into the "that time of the month" part that Nonsubmissivewife mentioned.

A couple of classics for ya:



I like to put this on the juke at bars crowded with college students looking for some strange. :) Now that's promoting safe sex.

I'm not trying to be smart-ass, I honestly think Tomb of the Mutilated is one of the funniest albums ever.

I can't believe no one has posted this video yet

this is a classic I had to post it






I damn near peed my pants the first time I saw this

Gotta love the genius of Mel Brooks.


It's a silly vid, but the song cracks me up.


For those who don't know (about 99% of the population), Cannibal: The Musical! is one of the absolute worst films ever made - in the best possible way. Trey Parker and Matt Stone's college film about Alfred Packer and his party's failed trek through the rockies is unbelievably stupid, yet at times absolutely hysterical. No, seriously. Here's one of the weird-ass songs, taking place while everyone's dying of hunger and frostbite. Yay!

Can't get much better for a band name than "I *** Blood."

Folk singers, right?

Emo kid song and gangster song lol

While I'm not a fan of the exploitative nature of the film, I love Mr. Plow.

Skeletor vs Beastman- gnarkill

I laughed so hard when i first heard this.

I Wanna **** a Dog in the Ass - Blink 182

I cringe at every lyric, though. xD

And I'm sure I've laughed at other songs, too. This is just the first one to come to mind.

No Zappa? you people are pathetic.

Would be funny if his voice wasn't so disturbing..

Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band "Pena"

It's just so crazy, pure nonsense. Songs like this is why I have so much respect towards Don... he is just a crazy, cool dude with a hell of alot of creativity.

if you don't listen to this, you will regret it someday. just sayin'

......post some then?????

You people are not worthy of my posts.

EDIT: Well not worthy of my zappa posts, but have a nice one from over 9000 years ago.

Who did put the bomp?

Sad Kermit- Needle in the Hay (Elliott Smith cover)

^I lol'd