Savannah's Night Out
 

and this was worth noting in a disparate thread because...?

you mods sure know how to play the double standard.

I wish her luck, hopefully she doesn't get the urge to try weed laced with PCP, that ****'ll **** you up.

It's called fun!

I never can tell if you're joking or just that wound up all the time. Chill out.





I'm sure Savannah is on cloud nine! Hope she's careful...well, for the rest of the night anyway.

Update:

She has arrived at the venue safely and pretty damn coherent.

Shawty switches up her drank.

Two double vodka cranberries ($14) , t-shirt ($28), 5 stickers ($20), seeing your favorite band...PRICELESS.

Compared to the majority of the threads on this forum, it's the height of relevance.

Always nice to stalk Savannah, enjoyable thread of course.
May she have a hell of a time!

She's "made friends with the most important guy in the room", which of course is the front-of-the-house engineer, which, of course, probably means she is patching a line out of the mixing console.

And y'all thought ya' knew.

Yo you gotta throw some formaldehyde up on that L. Take a cruise on the love boat, baby boy.

Update: It's been confirmed that Savannah has in fact patched a line out of the mixing console.

AND...

Has met the man, the myth, the whiskey swillin', chain smokin' god of reckless endangerment:

Have Mercy.

*fans self*

Triple post:

The health care bill passes, savannah needs a drink.

Delta Blues opener comes on, Savannah declares her intention to work it like a monkey.

Savannah "Just ndt grls from Michigon".

I can hardly believe it.

a couple of things...

@sam - it was this or "Big3 had his ****ing car towed and will likely stab a homeless man tonight" which we thought, for vibe purposes, was not optimal.

@savannah - the **** is this ****? I thought we had something and you let this Nomad in on it...wow

@healthcare bill - I hope this is true. I know one homeless man who'll need it.

Update:

Savannah vomits and feels better for it....

The possibility of urination is suspected, with no conclusive evidence...

As I read the post about vodka cranberry, I immediately thought "beer before liquor, never sicker". ;)

.

Savannah arrives home safely...



Goognight Lulabelle.

my friend jake gave me some bread so that i dont puk anymor in his house, and i have a nice litt bed on the flor

they didnt opn with kiss the bottle mikey i as jus singin it oo you

high lt of the evnin i jot ben to do my 'jaz hands' and he addd spakle fingers

i think he may have swetted on me alittl bit
i also bet a guy named stu, he had a brken finger i tol him he was a poor lil stu and he bout me a beer

tabbed out at 173.50

must ly down nw

I love this.

It is kinda' great, isn't it?

that was some quality writing here! Looking forward for the hangover :D

I would edit it, but she would kill me

^I guess that post was the proof :P

Edit: the proof of the night out I mean (I just noticed that I didn't type the whole sentence)

I went to see my favorite band last wednesday and i puked 3 times and had to walk 2 miles home piss drunk and up a steep hill AND I DIDN'T GET A THREAD!! :bringit:

Just kidding I'm not angry. :) But it really did happen.

It's these crazy adventures that give us something to talk about. Oh god now I have a ****ing Bonnie Raitt song stuck in my head. :(

Haha!

Inspiring stuff SATCH.
I'm very tempted to do a fictional friday night out in Glasgow featuring Kayleigh, but I fear for my life.

:rofl: That would be amazing. :(

i think i may die today,...very soon in fact,.....

serious business though, i had an amazing time and i really dont even mind that i threw up, what i do mind is that my bar tab was so high,...i still have no idea how that happened,....but i did exchange phone numbers with the girls i met from michigan poor lol broken fingered stu,.....

we are all plannin on same time, same place, same bat channel for the rev horton heat next month


i wish i could remember the set list,...i've been thinkin about it this mornin and still cant really put it in order, i just remember they didnt play anything i didnt know or like,......
i am alittle sad they didnt play 'sixteen' but we got in chain link fence, watch it burn, kiss the bottle, the war, drink till we're gone (i think) and a few other old ones along with the new stuff,....ben did a few off his solo album which was nice, and the addition of the horns translated much better than i thought they did,....

i'm so thankful that jake took me, as he really doesnt like lucero at all, but i drug him outa a bar in LA, drunk, pukein, and havin sex with random old chicks only to drive his stinky butt home four hours away at like 3 in the morning,....so he decided he owed it too me to let me have my turn

i also would like to note that i dont think it was all that i consumed that made me throw up,...i think it was jumpin up and down with a bunch of boys and just gettin too hot,....BUT ben did,...i swear he did,...look right in my eyes and say 'gawddamnfukintexas i love it' and i would like to think it was directed at me

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread, especially the deleted stuff.

Awwwww wit. What deleted stuff :(?

Topless wrestling ftw.

Especially the parts with the mongoose, got my nipples hard.

We don't care :(.

Two packs of batteries was unnecessary though.

you must have read that wrong,....it was the kind with the cord that you plug in old school like,.....much much more eco friendly and it keeps you relatively in the right place

then read something else sugar,..plenty to choose from dont you think?
MB,...something for everyone,....even those who prefer a stick up their ass

that time of the month?

:laughing: x10

That's begging to be sigged.

I think youv just jumped down my throat for no apparent reason, and I think you should read what I was speaking about before gettin' all cheeky with me. I was being sarcastic towards Right-Track and LoathsomePete's discussion actually nothing to do with your thread on your night out. And I don't have a fucking stick up my ass if that was directed at me.

breathe in,...breathe out

in the grand scheme of things it doesnt really matter does it? none of it really does

because it was really an unspecified reference its really left up to the readers discretion,....i guess you just have to ask yourself, if you feel like i jumped on you, why do you really care?


the boys were just havin a good time, as am i

maybe mikey needs to hold zen classes in the joint, or everyone just needs a joint

Lets all just calm down, get a kiddie pool and some KY jelly and have ourselves a nice relaxing wrasslin' tournament.