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Old 04-02-2010, 10:38 AM   #101 (permalink)
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What's so bad about that? It's a silly song but Blur write songs like that on purpose.

Albarn wrote that song about some experience he had at a party where a big orgy took place or something like that, which he seemed to describe as a rather surreal experience.

At least with Blur there's usually some wit or irony behind the silliness, unlike Oasis who pretty much only know how to write songs a 5 year old could come up with.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:44 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Yes yes!I totally agree with you boo boo..Especially about Oasis..
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:46 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Blur - Girls and Boys

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love

*shudder*
I've always kind of enjoyed those lyrics.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:50 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Don't get me wrong, I like Blur. I prefer them around the '13' era though. That being said, I can't stand Girls and Boys, awful lyrics. I don't care how quirky or fun they are, a 5 year old definitely could write lyrics about girls and boys liking each other. Worst Blur song IMO.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:53 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Heh, I do think it's one of their weakest songs.
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:58 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Don't get me wrong, I like Blur. I prefer them around the '13' era though. That being said, I can't stand Girls and Boys, awful lyrics. I don't care how quirky or fun they are, a 5 year old definitely could write lyrics about girls and boys liking each other. Worst Blur song IMO.
One of the only good Blur songs IMO.
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:02 AM   #107 (permalink)
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"I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island"

Awww ****, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shawty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the f***in deck (yeah, shawty)
But stay on your mother****in toes! We runnin this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherf***er take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and sh!t
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat mother****er, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the f*** up, this boat is real}

**** land, I'm on a boat, motherf***er (motherf***er)
**** trees, I climb buoys, motherf***er (motherf***er)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf***er (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherf***er

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin my way
Believe me when I say, I f***ed a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherf***in boat

Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh

... worst song ever
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Old 04-02-2010, 11:03 AM   #108 (permalink)
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I'm going to list the worst lyrics if all time. This song actually made it pretty big. Here it is:

Chaccaron Maccaron - El Mudo ( If I'm correct Mudo means mute in Spanish)

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Old 04-02-2010, 11:13 AM   #110 (permalink)
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Albarn wrote that song about some experience he had at a party where a big orgy took place or something like that, which he seemed to describe as a rather surreal experience.
It's about Club 18-30 holidays
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