Worst Movies of All Time (dance, single, Kiss, career)

khfreek · 04-12-2009, 05:38 PM

Since there was some discussion about worst movies in the Latest Film Seen thread, here is a thread for you to post the worst films you have seen in your lifetime, so that others may know to avoid them/watch them for the lulz. I've got one to start out with

Sleepover (2004)

"In the summer before their freshman year in high school, Julie has a sleepover in order to celebrate their rising to freshman year and to spend one last night with Hannah, her best friend who's moving to Vancouver. In an attempt to cast off their "less-than-cool" reputations once and for all, Julie and her friends enter into an all-night scavenger hunt against their popular girl rivals. Stealing dad's car, sneaking into a club, evading Julie's mother, and even a first kiss, anything is possible at Julie's sleepover."

I had to watch this movie because my little sister dared me to, and boy was it AWFUL. Besides not being funny at all, it sends the completely wrong message to women. In the end, the protagonist going into 9th grade makes out with the love interest going into the 12th grade, the obligatory fat girl has to resort to hooking up with a similarly fat guy, and the girls are not punished for sneaking out in the middle of the night. It features Steve Carell, and this is surely the worst work in his career.

The ball is in your court!

jackhammer · 04-12-2009, 05:51 PM

Cool idea for a thread! I have plenty of nominations ready!

Antonio · 04-12-2009, 05:53 PM

Disaster Movie

Molecules · 04-12-2009, 05:56 PM

and all it's high-grossing sequels. Also any similarly-themed 'urban' dance movies where a blonde girl fall for a young whippersnapper of a low-income background. I don't care about all the other stuff, this is why I think the United States should be systematically dismantled and ejected into space. Even the millions of people that had nothing to do with the production or success of films like this. I'm sorry, it's just that bad

DESTROY

sweet_nothing · 04-12-2009, 06:02 PM

Arguably THE worst movie ever, but you cant completely hate it, I mean it gave us one of the greatest characters ever, TORGO!

haller · 04-12-2009, 06:02 PM

Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy
When he began fusing human and shark DNA, his colleagues laughed at him. Now his creation is taking his revenge, and they aren't laughing anymore.

Seriously? Come on Hollywood, I put more effort into my Grade 4 Science projects.

boo boo · 04-12-2009, 06:02 PM

I know this topic all too well, I actually watch bad movies intentionally, so I can know which to add to my list.

Yeah that's right, I have a list that I made a few years ago.

100 Worst Movies

So tell me what you think.

Molecules · 04-12-2009, 06:03 PM

This one is capable of single-handedly destroying all respect for women and sending us hurtling back into the middle ages intellectually. ANNIHILATE

lucifer_sam · 04-12-2009, 06:06 PM

i love David Bowie to death but there was no excuse for this:

think Wizard of Oz meets Cats meets a bum on the street who offered to write the screenplay. ugh.

boo boo · 04-12-2009, 06:07 PM

Like all of your other opinions on things, you're dead wrong, that movie is f*cking awesome.

And that bum on the street was Terry Jones, so yeah, you're soooooooo wrong about this one.

04-12-2009, 05:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
khfreek What a guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,123	Worst Movies of All Time Since there was some discussion about worst movies in the Latest Film Seen thread, here is a thread for you to post the worst films you have seen in your lifetime, so that others may know to avoid them/watch them for the lulz. I've got one to start out with Sleepover (2004) "In the summer before their freshman year in high school, Julie has a sleepover in order to celebrate their rising to freshman year and to spend one last night with Hannah, her best friend who's moving to Vancouver. In an attempt to cast off their "less-than-cool" reputations once and for all, Julie and her friends enter into an all-night scavenger hunt against their popular girl rivals. Stealing dad's car, sneaking into a club, evading Julie's mother, and even a first kiss, anything is possible at Julie's sleepover." I had to watch this movie because my little sister dared me to, and boy was it AWFUL. Besides not being funny at all, it sends the completely wrong message to women. In the end, the protagonist going into 9th grade makes out with the love interest going into the 12th grade, the obligatory fat girl has to resort to hooking up with a similarly fat guy, and the girls are not punished for sneaking out in the middle of the night. It features Steve Carell, and this is surely the worst work in his career. The ball is in your court! __________________ last.fm

04-12-2009, 05:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Cool idea for a thread! I have plenty of nominations ready! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

04-12-2009, 05:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	and all it's high-grossing sequels. Also any similarly-themed 'urban' dance movies where a blonde girl fall for a young whippersnapper of a low-income background. I don't care about all the other stuff, this is why I think the United States should be systematically dismantled and ejected into space. Even the millions of people that had nothing to do with the production or success of films like this. I'm sorry, it's just that bad DESTROY __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her

04-12-2009, 06:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
haller Groupie Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8	Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy When he began fusing human and shark DNA, his colleagues laughed at him. Now his creation is taking his revenge, and they aren't laughing anymore. Seriously? Come on Hollywood, I put more effort into my Grade 4 Science projects. __________________ sometimes you just have to sit back and listen to the music... try it sometime

04-12-2009, 06:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	This one is capable of single-handedly destroying all respect for women and sending us hurtling back into the middle ages intellectually. ANNIHILATE __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her

04-12-2009, 06:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	i love David Bowie to death but there was no excuse for this: think Wizard of Oz meets Cats meets a bum on the street who offered to write the screenplay. ugh. __________________ first.am