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Old 04-16-2010, 12:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I know a 25 year old guy whos having sex with a woman who must be about 55 now. She has a son older than him.
Does he keep an ironing board by the side of the bed?
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm sure I'm not surprising anyone, but the young Kate Bush

Preferably, I'd be a bit younger as well to get down to the, ehr, accepted age difference for copulation. Today she'd been on the young side as she was 19 when her debut came out I believe. For those of you who don't know the rule, it's :

(Your age / 2) + 7 .. and round down.

So if you're 23 years old, that would be :

Code:
23/2 = 11.5
11.5 + 7 = 18.5

Round down 18.5 ~ 18
Voila! If you're 23, you can have sex with someone down to 18 years of age but not younger.
Haha, I knew there was some sort of code. Does that mean my upper limit is 29? I feel like I haven't reached that mark yet, good for me.

Although I have seen way too many older men with younger women, is there a reason some girls are attracted to 40+ years old guys? Because I know I'm not attracted to fifteen-year-olds, at least not ones I'm accustomed to being acquainted with.

Oh and as for me: Bilinda Butcher during the late 80s/early 90s. She was foxy then, still a babe today.
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Although I have seen way too many older men with younger women, is there a reason some girls are attracted to 40+ years old guys? Because I know I'm not attracted to fifteen-year-olds, at least not ones I'm accustomed to being acquainted with.
Explaining it in the light of human evolution is simple and can be summed up quite short like this. Older men have proven the quality of their genes by staying alive for so long and young women are generally more fertile, more healthy, more likely to have a healthy child and more likely to stay alive during those early year when the child is dependent on her.

So, old men and young girls for the win!
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Old 04-15-2010, 07:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Lilys, the guy is a friggin genius and hilarious.
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Old 04-15-2010, 08:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That to me screams

"WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG"
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Old 04-15-2010, 08:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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They have actually been together for a few years now. Do you really want to be in a relatonship where it is actually a possibility for the womans grown son to walk in on his mother having sex with a man even younger than he is?

Whether that actually happened or not I would rather not say...
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Old 04-15-2010, 06:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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They have actually been together for a few years now. Do you really want to be in a relatonship where it is actually a possibility for the womans grown son to walk in on his mother having sex with a man even younger than he is?

Whether that actually happened or not I would rather not say...
why not get your friend to talk to a counselor about his rather obvious Oedipus complex issues?

until then this ties in to both this current tangent and the actual thread topic...

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^Plus, having a girlfriend over 50 is not exactly ideal if you ever want to have kids of your own!

I'm not gonna end up as some evolutionary dead end if I can prevent it.
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It's a total plus for her though
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Old 04-15-2010, 11:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Interesting theory, I never imagined this was something that could be extrapolated to evolutionary psychology. I guess that explains why the average age of marriage was so old for men and so young for women in past centuries.

But as far as you ladies go, what's so attractive about gray hair and a slight paunch? Because I'm not looking forward to those years myself.
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