The Keytar is the World's Most Underrated Musical Instrument

~~School_Bus_Seat_Sniffer~~ · 07-21-2010, 09:19 PM

I am a world renown keytarist and I do not get the respect I deserve! The keytar is a fine instrument and is very difficult to play! You pussy keyboardists and organists sit on your fat asses while I have to jam out and keep the crowd into it. You can't just sit there with the keytar, you have to move!

My patented move is a no-hands macarena (WHILE ROCKING THE KEYTAR). If that doesn't get the crowd working, I will resort to the gopher's dance form caddyshack. WORKS EVERY TIME!

Also, my traveling keytar band is looking for an oboist. PM me if interested.

As i am overweight, sometimes, I have to have a fellow band member pull my pants up from the half-moon position on stage. This means you oboist - the oboe is a bitch instrument and is subservient to the keytar.

I don't make up the instrument pecking order, god did when he invented keytars and oboes. Sorry oboe player, it's in the bible - look it up.

View Poll Results: Best Instrument Eva
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07-21-2010, 09:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~School_Bus_Seat_Sniffer~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 5	The Keytar is the World's Most Underrated Musical Instrument I am a world renown keytarist and I do not get the respect I deserve! The keytar is a fine instrument and is very difficult to play! You pussy keyboardists and organists sit on your fat asses while I have to jam out and keep the crowd into it. You can't just sit there with the keytar, you have to move! My patented move is a no-hands macarena (WHILE ROCKING THE KEYTAR). If that doesn't get the crowd working, I will resort to the gopher's dance form caddyshack. WORKS EVERY TIME! Also, my traveling keytar band is looking for an oboist. PM me if interested. As i am overweight, sometimes, I have to have a fellow band member pull my pants up from the half-moon position on stage. This means you oboist - the oboe is a bitch instrument and is subservient to the keytar. I don't make up the instrument pecking order, god did when he invented keytars and oboes. Sorry oboe player, it's in the bible - look it up.