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Janszoon 01-21-2011 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWP (Post 988671)
"I don't consider Black Sabbath or Metallica metal, I consider them alternative."

Riiight. And Louis Armstrong isn't jazz.


Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 988679)
"I don't like rap because it's all negative, rock is never negative."

:rofl:

georgiehadley 01-21-2011 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RVCA (Post 988689)
"Can't spell crap without RAP lololol"

^ me, 2 years ago

Fantastic quote..I know loads of people that would agree with this...

Rappers cant sing so all they do to try and make it is talk their way though a song instead!!!!

Howard the Duck 01-21-2011 08:07 AM

KORN = King of Rabies Nation

s_k 01-21-2011 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RVCA (Post 988689)
"Can't spell crap without RAP lololol"

^ me, 2 years ago

Oh I actually like that one :D

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 01-21-2011 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 988742)
KORN = King of Rabies Nation

That's... confusing.

The absolute champion of all, imo:

"That has no melody" or "That's just noise" or "That's just random"

To anything, and everything, slightly technical/experimental/not on MTV's rotation 15 times a day.

The big one that gets me is accusing a song of having no melody. I mean, what does that mean? A hardcore country fan will listen to country just because he or she lives in a rural area, and rip on metal for "having no melody". To me, it's a massive cop-out because there's no way you can really scientifically judging having, or not having melody. I always respond with "Sure it does, it has plenty of melodies", and it just confused the Hell out of them.

bob. 01-21-2011 11:21 AM

so i like to wear "band" shirts....i hate it when someone asks me if i like the band that i am whorishly promoting.....i just don't get it....i get it more often than anyone would think....i also find 'is that a band?' question pretty annoying

<me wearing a 'Swans' shirt>

dipshit. 'Do You Like Swans?
me. NO!...i fucking hate them!....you see i wear this shirt in hopes that due my repulsive face and body oder that people will go out and protest their shows and have ****ing bon fires of all their merchandise and albums....and with any luck kill them is some riotous act

s_k 01-21-2011 11:25 AM

Perhaps he was referring to

http://www.restart-coaching.nl/_borders/swan2.jpg

?

bob. 01-21-2011 11:39 AM

i cannot see that picture....should i just assume its a picture of a majestic bird? :)

clutnuckle 01-21-2011 12:01 PM

Yeahhh, if you wear a band shirt that just says the name without any pictures, people are inclined to think you just enjoy 'SWANS' as an animal.

I once had a shirt for the band Thursday, and I made the mistake of wearing it on a Thursday. From then on, people thought I just really, really liked that time of the week.

Urban Hat€monger ? 01-21-2011 12:04 PM

I only wore a Sex Pistols t-shirt because I'm a fan of phallic shaped weaponry.


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