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Old 04-10-2011, 11:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Worst Music You Will Ever Hear

I've been thinking about making this thread for quite some time now, but I haven't had the time until now. Anyway, I have been listening to what most of you call bad music, but when you hear what is popular where I live, you will start to respect bands like Nickelback, Good Charlote, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync... Don't get me wrong, I hate these bands, I just don't think that they are the greatest musical evil in the world. These are. Since most of it is in Serbian, I will also post the translations.

So, Here goes:

Stoja (you pronounce it like Stoya)


She is one of the ugliest human beings alive. She has the worst voice I have ever heard and, believe it or not, she is very popular. At first, I didn't want to believe that she is so popular, I tried to ignore her, but then I started living with my ex (thank god) roommate, who worshiped her, I met his friends and finally came face to face with the cruel reality - SHE IS POPULAR. So, here are 3 of her "hits"



Are you for sex

When you're with me
My every wrinkle wakes up, goes crazy
My blood rushes through my veins
It seems to me like hundred miles an hour...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex

When you're next to me I tremble
Something speeds up my breath, and it's not fear
Move, I can do it.
Don't ask me what, when you know it, right now...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex




My life is my treasure

You can cheat but not for long
I am not crazy to live alone because of you
Just go
Let your heart wander
But you will be sorry when my moment comes

Don't offer me silver nor gold
You can't buy me that easily
My life is my treasure
I will have an eye for an eye

x2



Diamonds

You can not do it like before
Because I am not like all the rest
You have to caress me
You must not feel sorry for me

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.

Do not hurt me
I can hurt you back
You must not make a mistake
I can take revenge

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.
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