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Old 04-10-2011, 11:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been thinking about making this thread for quite some time now, but I haven't had the time until now. Anyway, I have been listening to what most of you call bad music, but when you hear what is popular where I live, you will start to respect bands like Nickelback, Good Charlote, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync... Don't get me wrong, I hate these bands, I just don't think that they are the greatest musical evil in the world. These are. Since most of it is in Serbian, I will also post the translations.

So, Here goes:

Stoja (you pronounce it like Stoya)


She is one of the ugliest human beings alive. She has the worst voice I have ever heard and, believe it or not, she is very popular. At first, I didn't want to believe that she is so popular, I tried to ignore her, but then I started living with my ex (thank god) roommate, who worshiped her, I met his friends and finally came face to face with the cruel reality - SHE IS POPULAR. So, here are 3 of her "hits"



Are you for sex

When you're with me
My every wrinkle wakes up, goes crazy
My blood rushes through my veins
It seems to me like hundred miles an hour...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex

When you're next to me I tremble
Something speeds up my breath, and it's not fear
Move, I can do it.
Don't ask me what, when you know it, right now...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex




My life is my treasure

You can cheat but not for long
I am not crazy to live alone because of you
Just go
Let your heart wander
But you will be sorry when my moment comes

Don't offer me silver nor gold
You can't buy me that easily
My life is my treasure
I will have an eye for an eye

x2



Diamonds

You can not do it like before
Because I am not like all the rest
You have to caress me
You must not feel sorry for me

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.

Do not hurt me
I can hurt you back
You must not make a mistake
I can take revenge

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If someone takes an interest in this, I will update it. And if anyone thinks that there is something worse than this, please post it in here, because I AM eager to hear it
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world.







Ugh. Shoot me now.
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Brokencyde? Brokencyde.

They still win.
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Also, this thread wouldn't be complete without this great hit. Tina is a popular Serbian singer who sings about gold-diggers, mink coats, diamonds, expensive cars etc. MC Stojan (you pronounce it like Stoyan) is the musical joke of Serbia. But, they have this duet and it is ultra popular and no party is complete without it.



Sexy

So sexy, sexy, sexy
They are sexy, sexy, sexy
x2

Good evening I'm Stojan, you all know me
When I see a nice chick I jump immediately
First performance abroad, I went to Switzerland
Tina called, says come to Ibiza

Breasts and ****tails are waiting for me there
Bikini, beach, topless, hot looks
Then I started touring Europe
Chicks in Austria, Germany are professionals

So sexy, sexy, sexy
They are sexy, sexy, sexy
x2

They are sexy and everybody's turned on by them
They love expensive things because they can
They do not like to drive Yugo (a car)
And you love to share them with a friend.

So attractive, her body turns you on
You don't have the guts to approach her sober
Bartender, help!!!
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One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world.

Ugh. Shoot me now.
These are awful. But Stoja still wins. However, Brokencyde might be her match
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

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that's kind of creepy...
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Old 04-10-2011, 11:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I dunno about that Janszoon... certainly not the ugliest human being alive, but she does look suspiciously very much like a man.
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