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04-10-2011, 11:10 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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The Worst Music You Will Ever Hear
I've been thinking about making this thread for quite some time now, but I haven't had the time until now. Anyway, I have been listening to what most of you call bad music, but when you hear what is popular where I live, you will start to respect bands like Nickelback, Good Charlote, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync... Don't get me wrong, I hate these bands, I just don't think that they are the greatest musical evil in the world. These are. Since most of it is in Serbian, I will also post the translations.
So, Here goes: Stoja (you pronounce it like Stoya) She is one of the ugliest human beings alive. She has the worst voice I have ever heard and, believe it or not, she is very popular. At first, I didn't want to believe that she is so popular, I tried to ignore her, but then I started living with my ex (thank god) roommate, who worshiped her, I met his friends and finally came face to face with the cruel reality - SHE IS POPULAR. So, here are 3 of her "hits" Are you for sex When you're with me My every wrinkle wakes up, goes crazy My blood rushes through my veins It seems to me like hundred miles an hour... If I dared I would gladly eat you So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation) I like you, You should have guessed that by now But you seem too scared to enter my town I will ask you, after I have another drink, Are you for sex When you're next to me I tremble Something speeds up my breath, and it's not fear Move, I can do it. Don't ask me what, when you know it, right now... If I dared I would gladly eat you So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation) I like you, You should have guessed that by now But you seem too scared to enter my town I will ask you, after I have another drink, Are you for sex My life is my treasure You can cheat but not for long I am not crazy to live alone because of you Just go Let your heart wander But you will be sorry when my moment comes Don't offer me silver nor gold You can't buy me that easily My life is my treasure I will have an eye for an eye x2 Diamonds You can not do it like before Because I am not like all the rest You have to caress me You must not feel sorry for me You will not judge me I am not interested in that You can buy me With little things Diamonds are to be remembered All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure) Because as soon as you look for it, I will give you everything on my lips Diamonds are to be remembered You won't regret it Because as soon as you ask I give it to you You don't need to ask twice. Do not hurt me I can hurt you back You must not make a mistake I can take revenge You will not judge me I am not interested in that You can buy me With little things Diamonds are to be remembered All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure) Because as soon as you look for it, I will give you everything on my lips Diamonds are to be remembered You won't regret it Because as soon as you ask I give it to you You don't need to ask twice.
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04-10-2011, 11:12 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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If someone takes an interest in this, I will update it. And if anyone thinks that there is something worse than this, please post it in here, because I AM eager to hear it
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04-10-2011, 11:38 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world.
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04-10-2011, 11:41 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Also, this thread wouldn't be complete without this great hit. Tina is a popular Serbian singer who sings about gold-diggers, mink coats, diamonds, expensive cars etc. MC Stojan (you pronounce it like Stoyan) is the musical joke of Serbia. But, they have this duet and it is ultra popular and no party is complete without it.
Sexy So sexy, sexy, sexy They are sexy, sexy, sexy x2 Good evening I'm Stojan, you all know me When I see a nice chick I jump immediately First performance abroad, I went to Switzerland Tina called, says come to Ibiza Breasts and ****tails are waiting for me there Bikini, beach, topless, hot looks Then I started touring Europe Chicks in Austria, Germany are professionals So sexy, sexy, sexy They are sexy, sexy, sexy x2 They are sexy and everybody's turned on by them They love expensive things because they can They do not like to drive Yugo (a car) And you love to share them with a friend. So attractive, her body turns you on You don't have the guts to approach her sober Bartender, help!!!
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04-10-2011, 11:56 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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that's kind of creepy...
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